Zack Thoutt

Author. Husband who makes too many butt jokes. Official toy-throwing arm of a border collie.

[Zack Thoutt @zthoutt]

P.S. The image above is a representation of how I feel turning 30: tired in my lounger struggling to pull crab meat from the shell while my dog punches me in the nuts to steal my birthday dinner.

[Zack Thoutt @zthoutt]

Every January 20th I age another year, and every January 20th people ask me if I feel older. Up until now, my answer has always been, "No, it feels about the same."

[Zack Thoutt @zthoutt]

Thank you for joining me on this adventure. I hope it's entertaining and makes you laugh.