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Nerd @ Pond Lehocky | May have figured it out

[Troast @ztroasted]

Rules of NJ driving: if there's no visible sign saying you can't do it, do it.

[Troast @ztroasted]

This kid is a LEGEND

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

He’s typing in a search bar, quick show him the search option he’s looking for.

Perfect. He typed the next letter that is also the next letter in the option we just showed him so take that option away and show him an option that doesn’t match at all

[Troast @ztroasted]

This is Sid from Ice Age…?

[ຸLaura Bennett @NefflynB]

Si eres de hemisferio derecho, verás un gatito bebe, si eres de hemisferio izquierdo, verás un conejo.

¿Qué ves?

[ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf]

We should pay members of Congress two million a year, Senators five. If they are found to enrich themselves in any other way aside from maybe home appreciation we execute them

[kaity @kaitybella]

both B and C are ‘correct’ but if you don’t use the oxford comma you should be ashamed of yourself

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

[cursed_connectors @cursedconnector]

did a FAT16 file system write this tweet

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

If insurance companies can deny care and call it "medically unnecessary", why aren't they required to have malpractice insurance doe when they get it wrong and someone gets sicker or tragically dies ?

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

propaganda i'm never falling for is that you shouldn't befriend your coworkers

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Yeah, before we invented capitalism, you could just go frolic in the woods!

Berries would pick themselves.

Deer would stroll right up, look you in the eye and say “You look hungry,” then politely off themselves at your feet.

The birds would fly up and cook the deer for you.

Trees would topple over and conveniently assemble themselves into perfect little log cabins.

It was paradise.

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

the funniest thing is that I know a few lawyers who are fucking idiots so I really don’t get what her problem is lol

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

Microsoft $MSFT developers watching Claude integrate better than Copilot in their own software

[Nicky @nickturani]

@Pirates Bart with a Homer?

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

No microplastics in balls bf, top 1% vagina microbiome gf

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

[chatting with friend stuck on the hantavirus ship] But other than that the trip was good?

[Troast @ztroasted]

YES!! It goes in clockwise fucking order!! If someone fucking got there after you, THEN FUCKING GO!! ♥️

(Also if I flash you to go and you flash me back, count your fucking days…) ♥️

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

There’s no such thing as being polite at a 4-way stop. If it’s your turn, fucking go.

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

[Habeas Corpus Linguistics @HabCorpLinguist]

The bar exam did its job. Three cheers for the bar exam.