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[Toff @TheToff_]

I am about to cast a very important way the female brain operates.

“The Female Recency Theory”

A woman’s appreciation of a man’s gestures is inversely proportional to how long ago he made them.

If you had to choose between starting a business for a woman and giving her gifts randomly over time, go for the latter.

Women don’t know how to hold on to the emotional gratification of things you did a long time ago. They’re often more influenced by recent experiences.

For instance, if you set up a business for her with ₦3 million in 2020, but from then until 2026, you suddenly became stingy, she might end up resenting you.

You’d probably be better off spreading that ₦3 million across six years, consistently doing thoughtful things for her along the way. She’ll love you more for that.

This is how 90% of them think.

[Alex Otti @alexottiofr]

It is my pleasure to announce that we have officially commissioned the landmark Nnenna Oti Bus Terminal in Umuahia, and it is now ready for public use. The project is a multimodal transport hub designed to accommodate more than 340 buses at once, powered by sustainable infrastructure and connected to our growing network of electric buses.

The facility is named in honour of Prof. Nnenna Nnennaya‑Oti, the courageous INEC Returning Officer in the 2023 governorship election, whose integrity and patriotism remind us that ordinary people can achieve extraordinary results by simply standing for the truth.

Her name on this terminal is not just about one person, but a tribute to all electoral officials, security operatives, party agents, and citizens who resisted intimidation and defended democracy.

With 20 electric buses already in operation and more on the way in the coming weeks, the project signals our bold vision for a modern, safe, and sustainable transport system in Abia. The facility is also supported with independent power and water systems to ensure uninterrupted operations.

In my address titled “Raising the Bar”, I stated unequivocally that we have moved beyond the era of small ambitions. We refuse to be boxed into margins that underestimate our strength. This principle underpins all our undertakings.

I extend special commendation to the contractors, Planet Projects Limited, for a job well done in delivering this landmark facility. I also appreciate the dedication of the Commissioner for Transport, Dr. Chimezie Ukaegbu, the SSA Transport, Dr. Obioma Nwaogbe, and their team for the critical role they played in bringing this vision to reality.

I call on all residents and members of the host community to take ownership of this facility, to maintain a clean environment, and to guard against vandalism. This terminal belongs to you, and its success depends on your care. I also urge all Abians to pay their taxes regularly. Development cannot be sustained without collective responsibility, and every naira contributed helps us deliver the future our people deserve.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Hall of Fame
- 2026

Take your flowers @1meajay

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I pay my bills. I’m an independent man.

[Mide Of Canada🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦 @Mide__M]

You wanna see the haircut you didnt pay for??

[Sir David Onyemaizu🦍 @SirDavidBent]

Guys, I was just walking down the road alone, when I saw this woman walking behind me.

Men are not safe anywhere.

She's probably stalking me.

I'm shaking right now!!! 🥲

[Ø @thatnggarhodes]

Told this girl I’m going through my monthly sperm cramps and all she could say was “sorry” 😭

No care package, no stress relief funds… nothing. I hate unintentional women.

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

As a man, not owning a PS5 says a lot about your partner.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Dating a 9-5 woman can be so exhausting

Imagine telling her you need to change your car tyres and she tells you to wait till month end🤮

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If you spend money on your boyfriend, your finances will improve. Men are spiritual beings. The spiritual controls the physical.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

As a woman, never hit a man no matter what. If a man slaps you, dont do anything. Men are naturally wired to slap you. It is the mood swing and hormone.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

I am creating a WhatsApp group for the boys to learn how to bill their talking stage.

It’s 5k to join….

[M.K.O ♠️ @MkoTheComedian]

I hate when my girl can’t read my mind

You should know what I want without me saying it 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Imagine meeting her friends and you find out she's not even the leader of the group.

The embarrassment!

[BETFUSE @BETFUSE1]

Get your bag up girl... You don't see rich girls bothered about this.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Marrying a woman from a financially stable home >>>>>>>>>

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

A real woman would put her man on monthly allowance.

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

date cancelled, she came with an android.