Anthony Zucco

Pulled up at 6:30 in a 745

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I love bars in NYC just saw a group of British guys in suits pass off their table to a group of drunk Georgia fans #GoDawgs

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Being a jets fan is eternal sadness

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Just ran into one of my old clients. He was selling live reptiles on the train.

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Just an important reminder that we don’t actually have to listen to the Supreme Court

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@juuusthannnah You see that’s where you’re wrong

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Levels still slaps

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Can’t wait to field dozens of questions about what an indictment is from my family members over the next week

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Went to the laundromat, put my clothes in, walked across the street to get a coffee, and when I came back 2 min later someone had taken my clothes out and put theirs in. What a wild fucking move by that person

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@McElhone85 And I‘ll do it again

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@McElhone85 @UConnMBB Joan doesn’t play that bullshit Matt

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Having an open bar at a funeral is very on brand for my family

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Just got to my parents and found a weird bag filled with dust in my room so I started investigating it and turns out it’s my fucking grandma

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New York wild man. Some guy stood up this morning and started screaming how he was gonna kill everyone on the train and nobody even looked up from their phones

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English sports teams have names like “Nottingham Forrest” and “Tottenham Hotspur”

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A good rule of thumb is once your buddy grabs the karaoke mic you should grab his keys

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Judicial Review isn’t in the constitution either if we wanna start playing that game

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This morning I woke up and was missing a noticeable number of eyelashes. No clue what that’s all about.

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I do almost all of my shopping off instagram ads

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Watching the Yankees game with my dad and for the past 20 minute he’s been talking about a lawn mower they showed in a commercial 3 innings ago

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I couldn’t get to work this morning because someone started a fire on the train. Happy Wednesday everyone.