Dan

Hunter Biden 2028

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Crashing Outlook > breaking the internet

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East Asian girl told me I smell nice. A high compliment — most of them don’t the body odor gene.

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Elizabeth goes to prison; Billy replaces her with reptiles

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You gotta be dumb as a mf to let a house cat get fat

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Finally appreciating the appeal of a treadmill. Makes it so easy to get 30 mins of cardio a day.

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@FearedBuck Rainbet ad right before shots fired

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Single tablet of Bronkaid > any PWO on the market. Lasts the length of a workout and doesn’t require 400mg of caffeine and 14g proprietary mix

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This half-time show is missing some Afrobeats

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Do bug hunting scat fetishists exist? Like, theoretically, a scat fetishist might be really tempted right now to find a like-minded individual and infect the other with cyclosporiasis for a multi-day binge on tap. Or is that too much even for those types of people?

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You can only eat string cheese at room temperature

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@NBABabySecret Ketoconazole 2% twice a week and water every other day is all you need for a mane

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@amelia_tweetz The agent immediately hung up on me when I mentioned my wisdom teeth were coming out. They ended up settling properly.

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@PopCrave Must’ve been an opportunistic infection due to a weakened immune system

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@NewsWire_US In lieu of flowers, the NRSC is asking for donations.

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@PopBase Must’ve been an opportunistic infection due to a weakened immune system

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It’s not the players. All Brazil needed to reach the World Cup final was a simple brief war against Argentina, France, England, and/or Spain