Amy Zucker

I'm surprisingly loud and sarcastic for a small person. You learn to get used to it.

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

“He has nice eyes & a great clarinet” - @Time4Katzenback

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

Here I go, crying at tv shows again... #suchababy

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

Been getting these really strong nervous/anxious feelings for the last few days and I have no idea what it means... anyone else get that feeling in your chest/gut for seemingly no reason??! #halp

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

“Just when you think you’ve figured out the answers, life changes the questions” @TheOfficial_CT @MTV #CTsGettingMarried

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

When you just want to curl up in bed and cover yourself in all the blankets forever and ever

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

Thank the LORD I discovered @cwseed and they have @NBCUndateable ALL SEASONS FO FREE!! Been waiting for YEARS to watch this show since @nbc suuuuuucksssssss for on demand 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 #laughingoutloudisthebest

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

If eating leftover movie theater popcorn days later is wrong then I don’t want to be right 🍿🍿🍿

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

“I’m gonna name my first daughter Melba” -Rachel 😂 #peachmelba #napis #ptown 🍑🍑🍑

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

Can hardly see any stars right bow, but apparently can see Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, AND Mars clearly. #cray #astronomy #viewsfromthebookstore

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

“I’m not upset, I’m BLESSED!” -@emwagss #galsgonewild #jkthathashtagisapparentlypotentialltinappropriate

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

“Oh no! Topical solution!” -@Jviv31 #galsgonewild #thewildlifedocs #flamingoprobs

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

When your @amazon order is “guaranteed delivery 6/27 by 8pm” and you get an alert the morning of that there was a “carrier delay”... so much for getting new headphones before my 5am flight 😤😤😤 (@UPS whyyyyy)

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

My doctor’s office left me a VM at 4:51 asking me to call them back, so I called at 4:55 and got their answering service, bc apparently they close at 4:30. THEN WHY DID YOU CALL WHEN YOU DID YA DUMB F*CKS!!!!! 🤬

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

I just don’t understand why TV networks don’t have all current season episodes available on demand. How am I supposed to catch up? I pay for cable, why is that not enough for you?! @TheCW @FOXTV @nbc 😫😫😫

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

These kids are going to change the world. #studentsstandup

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

Bummed my local @Starbucks was out of the #givegood sleeves yesterday! Wanted to add “get good” to it 😭 #givegoodgetgood

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

@emilyburninlove *Sam deck now!!

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

Shingles, day 26: this shit still fucking sucks 🙄😣😖 #sofuckingitchy #ouch #wtf #shinglessucks #seriouslyoverthis

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

"We need to remember how ugly we are" @rachelhzucker #veinproblems

[Amy Zucker @zuckzuck]

I would not wish a neck strain on anyone 😭