Zulfan

Editing the truth, one tweet at a time.

[Zulfan @zulfanism]

One man's separatisme is another man's kemerdekaan adalah hak segala bangsa.

Gitu bukan, sih?

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Welp, turns out today is that day.

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There will be a day when I sit down and repair my mechanical keyboard. Today is not that day.

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Pertamax Turbo almost 20k wtf.

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Anjir IHSG

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Oh dear. Coretax. Patience. Error. Dear. Error. Slow. Error.

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So apparently I got a cigar guy in my contacts now. Great.

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There’s tons of ways on telling others that your food tastes good. Chewing loudly shouldn’t be one of them.

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Remember, remember the fifth of November
I am joining Twitter
Feel free to be my follower #MyXAnniversary

https://t.co/fWlKpK61Z5

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Remember, remember the fifth of November
I am joining twitter
Feel free to be my follower
#Mytwitterversary
#MyXAnniversary

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Hollow Knight and Hades are awesome.

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An after office catching-up that turned into late late night chitchat. Been a while.

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Ngl this is interesting indeed lol.

[izzi 🍋 @IzzraifHarz]

the world missed the chance to see the most chaotic and supreme level of corruption to ever exist 💔💔

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@badonci_ @SelebtwitMobil Euro car maker: selama user pake dan rawat sesuai aturan, mobil bakal awet.
Japan car maker: kita paham user gak bakal selamanya patuh aturan, jadi siapkan mobil yang tahan abuse.

(disclaimer: sok tau aja ini mah)

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It’s raining heavily. It’s also June ffs y tho.

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*resigning GOAT

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Welp. New Yokozuna promotion and a retiring GOAT, all in a week #sumo

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Aight what will IHSG be like next Tuesday?

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@rerawon Untuk poin 1- ngebengkelnya di mana, Bang? Rekomen gak?

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Raya Idulfitri 1446/ 2025, PDAM Tirta Patriot error. Gak ada aliran ke warga. Astaga~

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Kurang sedekah nih gue. Linimasa jelek banget suasananya.

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Bekasi sini dah. Banyak.

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

Are there really people who shower before going to bed and then shower when they wake up?