Matymes

a diamond in the ruff,divinely blessed

[Operation Lark @OperationLark]

Part 6
Then he started moving ammunition. External intelligence in SA picked it up. Ramaphosa had to fly to Zimbabwe on a Sunday, unannounced. He warned the businessman and E.D. that their dealings could cost them. Some money was moving through SA banks. Had big implications

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

United fans, listen to this brilliant analysis from Jamie Carragher on the United team.

He breaks it down so perfectly. 👏

[Kash Bior @kash_Bior]

They really did this guy dirty. On his wedding day, videos of his wife surfaced online akipigwa maback shots bana 😹😹😹. Emotional damage!

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya has introduced a new law that changes how trusts are created, registered, managed and monitored.

We have done a deeper analysis of the new law.

Read and save the thread below.

[Call me Thabo🩸 @Callmethaboo2nd]

Having sexual WhatsApp stickers 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Bishop @barrack_gumba]

On the cold morning of June 25, 2011, a CID(now DCI) officer at Central Police Station was examining a vehicle Mercedes-Benz linked to a drive-by shooting of Kilome MP John Harun Mwau. His name was Corporal Gerald Wasike. Suddenly, blood began dripping from his nose and mouth. Colleagues watched in horror as he staggered, collapsed, and died before anyone could even administer first aid. ​The cause of death was a mystery, but the timing was not. The officer had been working on a case involving an influential Member of Parliament known in intelligence circles simply as "The Boss."

​As investigators processed the strange death of one of their own, a dark thought settled over the station. The detectives prayed it had nothing to do with "The Boss" not because they believed he had ordered it, but because his life attracted dangerous people. Wherever he appeared, conspiracy arrived before him and scandal followed shortly after....

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[MOSET @KeKirwa]

There's a woman in my village who wanted a divorce because her apparently, her husband had an affair with another woman. Wazee walipokaa chini ya mti kuskiza kesi, the woman was asked kama amewai enda kibarua kulisha watoto akasema zii. Akaulizwa kama wamewai lala njaa kama familia akasema zii. Akaulizwa kama amewai kunywa "ndufya" akasema no. Akaulizwa kama amewai tafutia watoto pesa za school fees akasema hapana. Akaulizwa kama amewai panga laini NCPB kutafuta mbolea akasema no. Akaulizwa kama amewai nunua Lumax ya kumaliza kwekwe shambani akasema hapana. The elders asked her kama mzee amewai mpiga akasema zii. After the cross examination, the case was adjourned. She was asked to report to her matrimonial home the next day achunge boma yake, and wazees wakaenda zao kutafuta busaa.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na niliwaambia hii wanawake ni mikora,jangiri kabisa. I have seen it with my two eyes. Unashangaa namna gani mtu anaishi kuenda mombasa vacation kila weekend,na hananga pesa,kumbe ni ukalulu bwana. Wakiingia ndege namna hii huwa wanapiga picha kama thirty,from different angles. Wakishuka wanapiga zingine thirty hapo nje ya ndege

Wakifika diani kwa beach,wanapiganga picha mingi sana. Kama mia tano. Wakibadilisha nguo na wigs. Sasa akirudi nairobi,kila weekend anapost moja. Mtu anawapea pressure akiwa amelala hapa juja kwa bedsitter. Kabla picha ziishe,for the nine months she has already saved another 35k,anarudi Mombasa tena.

Thats not even worse,Theres a 5star restraurant we were setting up security cameras sometime back,manager akaniambia jana wamekamata wasichana ingine tapeli. Ati wanaingia restraurant wanaitisha chips,na mahandbag kubwa kubwa,kumbe zimejaa manguo,sasa wanaenda choo wanabadilisha nguo wanakuja wanapiga picha,wanarudi. Chips wanauma moja moja isiishe. For 3 hours! Ukiangalia instagram ya msichana kama hiyo unajidharao,kumbe ni crimino bwana

There is a reason jesus never had a female disciple,khabusie!

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

I want you to think back to 2024, when CBK floated an IFB that offered a mouth-watering 18.46% return. For context, this was a secure, tax-free sovereign bond backed by the state with virtually zero risk.

Now, I know a lot of us looked at that 18% and thought...🧵

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Here is a list of countries Kenyans can wake up and book a ticket w/o the humiliation ritual of visa apps. In Eritrea 🇪🇷 you can stay there indefinitely 😂 Ethiopia 🇪🇹 you can stay there for 1 year and find a wife. I’m tempted to try and travel to all of them.

[Ian Car Advice Kenya @Caradvicekenya]

Car thieves wamelemewa na haka. You can hide it anywhere inside the car. Uses Google maps, waterproof, battery lasts upto 8 months. Batteries available locally for only 100 bob.

0714555389

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

This book is hilarious and on point. Instead of cliché positivity affirmations, it is a collection of sarcastic and realistic affirmations.

Here are 10 of my favorites:

[Learn Something New @HorifyingPeople]

How locks work

[Evon @_evon3929]

Your Gmail says 15GB out of 15. Don't pay. Do this instead.

That 15GB is shared across Gmail, Drive, and Photos. Google would rather you pay than show you how to clear it.

Here are 7 steps to free up gigabytes:👇

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

As a man, after you cross 30, sit down and study the patterns in your family. Look at what distracted, delayed, or derailed the men before you. Look at what destroyed them. Your father, his brothers, your uncles, older cousins etc... is it booze, is it gambling, is it women, is it recklessly siring everywhere, is it poor financial decisions, did they struggle with deep anger issues, domestic terrorists, did they practice witchcraft and all that.

Sit down and study those patterns,, then make intentional decisions to break those cycles. Remember some of these things are normal vices. Look for a recurring or deep recognizable patterns that are plastered all over men in your family. What brought them down. Do you see a pattern? Now that!

As Joshua Selman always says “As a man, number one thing that will help you live to your potential is knowing what can bring you down”. And you may not run away from your family tree. Refuse to be a victim of repeated patterns. Because they are there.

Whether you know it or not. Whether you recognize them or you don’t. They exist. They didn’t have the knowledge and resources we now have. Honor your progeny. Break out of them. Be made of Gold.

[Dominic Kundu @mundu_useful]

A guy has constructed a simple lounge as you exit Limuru towards Nakuru and named it STOPOVER. When you get in and explore the backyard it is the whole world.

Now with constant traffic snarl ups due to road upgrade the fellow is eating with a big spoon. STOPOVER INDEED!

[Janet Machuka @janetmachuka_]

Household tip: If you want to whiten or brighten your white garments and bedding, use this liquid not jik. Jik is for stain removal. This is for whitening. Thank me later.

[Earn Knowledge @earnknowledgee]

Couple Pose Ideas

[RoboRocks @malagojr]

If you have VLC you don't need Amazon Firestick or Netflix

You can watch the World Cup and HD movies with your VLC for $0.00

[Finance Historian @BoardLotSultan]

If you are not embarassed buying a House from auction, go to HF Rehani House, Koinange Street. They have the Largest database of Auction Units