Alexa Michelle

Pizza Artist, Wisconsin, Fresh Out of College

[Richard Marx @richardmarx]

Hey professional comedians: be on notice! From now on, you need to make sure your jokes don’t offend people. Especially extremely attractive, famous and exorbitantly wealthy people!

[sbswervo @sbswervo]

Me scrolling reading tweets about what happened between Chris Rock & Will Smith #Oscar

[Alexa Michelle @zumpers]

@markiplier "Ain't that a sack of tits." Possibly your best quote of all time.

[Alexa Michelle @zumpers]

@realDonaldTrump Lmfao you're a joke.

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Alexa Michelle @zumpers]

@hubbardcar how have I never thought to do this before?! Best janky advice ever lol

[Cause We're Gamerz @CauseWereGamerz]

This dude looks like Trevor from GTA

[Alexa Michelle @zumpers]

@markiplier it's time to have an intervention for Mark's addiction to space.

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

In the mood to re-share my favorite photo of all time: a divorcing couple splitting up their Beanie Babies in court in 1999