Soviet Slammer

What’s in your wallet?

[CarefreeFC @RhysCarefree]

Chelsea BluesCo signings.

01. Raheem Sterling - forgot how to play
02. Kalidou Koulibaly - past it
03. Wesley Fofana - top 10 worst signing oat
04. Marc Cucurella - success
05. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang - past it
06. Carney Chukwuemeka - not ready
07. Cesare Casadei - not good enough
08. Gaga Slonina - who?
09. Denis Zakaria (loan) - didn’t play
10. Enzo Fernández - success
11. Mykhailo Mudryk - cheat and crap
12. Benoît Badiashile - terrible
13. Noni Madueke - average
14. Malo Gusto - pants
15. Andrey Santos - okay
16. Datro Fofana - we’re not Brighton
17. João Félix (loan) - luxury player
18. Moïsés Caicedo - success
19. Romeo Lavia - broken
20. Christopher Nkunku - broken
21. Cole Palmer - success
22. Nicolás Jackson - okay
23. Axel Disasi - not good enough
24. Robert Sánchez - okay
25. Lesley Ugochukwu - not good enough
26. Diego Moreira - shipped
27. Dujuan Richards - who?
28. Deivid Washington - £20m for nothing
29. Pedro Neto - overpriced
30. João Félix - bullied into buying
31. Omari Kellyman - £20m for nothing
32. Marc Guiu - why?
33. Renato Veiga - sold for profit
34. Caleb Wiley - who?
35. Filip Jørgensen - shit
36. Aaron Anselmino - never played
37. Jadon Sancho (loan) - shit
38. Liam Delap - shit
39. Estêvão Willian - potential
40. Kendry Páez - never played
41. João Pedro - success
42. Jamie Gittens - £55m what were we thinking?
43.Mike Penders - potential
44 Quenda - potential
45 Dastan Satpaev - potential

5 of the 45 signings you could consider a success - 11% success rate.

[Jam1son5 😈 @jam1son5]

How can you not be romantic about the Washington Wizards?

[Soviet Slammer @zuzuponchie]

Fuck you @ChelseaFC

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

The unemployed waking up for a day of applying to jobs online that aren't even real

[Soviet Slammer @zuzuponchie]

@JPFinlayNBCS Do you think we will add anymore depth to DB? Found it a bit interesting we didn’t draft a single one.

[Soviet Slammer @zuzuponchie]

@ChelseaFC Who cares

[Soviet Slammer @zuzuponchie]

i hate you so much @ChelseaFC

[CarefreeFC @RhysCarefree]

Saliba has 2 hands around Pedro holding him and impeding him from jumping as high as he could’ve otherwise, that’s a foul.
Rice is facing away from the ball, not interested in it, everything he’s doing is purely to impede the attacking team, that’s a foul.
Timber has two arms around Chalobah not allowing him to move, that’s a foul.
Raya superman punches Pedro in the head, that’s a foul

But it’s Chelsea so it never is

[CarefreeLewisG🇪🇹📸 #YOURWORLDCHAMPIONS @CarefreeLewisG]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Wommanders @Wommandrs]

Notice how the stadium is slightly shaped like a Pringle. This is an homage to Byron Pringle, who I’m assuming the stadium will be named after

[awlivv @awlivv69]

rt if you fucking hate AI

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

At what point is enough enough for Trump lovers? Like, at what point do you just have to accept the man isn’t who you want him to be, that he’s a bad guy, a life-long con man who got you too? How much more do you need to see from the files that exist/were shown to Libs of TikTok/don’t actually exist/are on the FBI’s desk/Obama created/are a democratic hoax/only contain Dems/ok also has Trump. At some point everyone has to accept this is who he is. He played you.

[Pys @CFCPys]

Much Better 😮‍💨

[Ethan🫐 @SoftlyAugust]

NFL discourse is crazy. This guy led his dog shit franchise to the nfccg in year 1 and now because of his stupid ass GM and injuries, everyone thinks he sucks now

[Green Light with Chris Long @greenlight]

2ND AND LONG IS THE GREATEST OPPORTUNITY… THAT I’VE EVER SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE NFL

Took a second but was well worth the wait 😂😂

[Soviet Slammer @zuzuponchie]

@Scott7news peters ditched the rebuild, the coaching staff is not helping, the players are unmotivated, and the injuries are racking up. everything is a hot mess.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Stellan Skarsgård on his worldviews

"My father told me something when I was very small to instill confidence in me: 'Nobody in the world is worth more than you, but nobody’s worth less.' It is an egalitarian view that I’ve carried around in my life. That’s why I am for free schools, free universities, free health care, and free babysitting. Because our society could afford it"

"In America, people think social democracy is some kind of communism. They think capitalism is freedom. It’s not. It’s only freedom to exploit people"

(via @vulture)

[Chelsea ✨ @MrsRedskins]

I couldn’t agree more my dear friend 😭

[Soviet Slammer @zuzuponchie]

@SleeperWSH -500000%