The Alaskan Bullworm

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

happy birthday, america! 🇺🇸

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This conspiracy theory that birds are actually government spy drones is … totally false

[Local 4 WDIV Detroit @Local4News]

Everyone in Michigan gets free state park entry, fishing, and off-roading this weekend.
https://t.co/Dqng6L8oyL

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

How to spell Zac_:
⬜️ with an H
⬜️ with a K
☑️☑️ with an HR

[ThatsSoG @ThatsSoG]

@MSU_Football #K9ForHeisman

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

america runs on dunkin. this is bad. this is really fucking bad.

[The Alaskan Bullworm @zvanwormer98]

@GangStar63 All our best shooters are locked up duh

[The Alaskan Bullworm @zvanwormer98]

@michiganprobz Hot dogs in home depot's in Michigan has been around for years, when do we start the riots

[The Alaskan Bullworm @zvanwormer98]

No respect for the U.P 😭

[The Upper Peninsula @UpperPeninsula]

THE UNITED STATES CENSUS BUREAU. THE CENSUS!!

Are you kidding me?!

I am so done.

[Prescott Bishop @atmoprescott]

We did it everyone! The AL West standings now spell “ASSHAT”

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

🤔

[Malik☂️ @maliktheoracle]

This the type of toast I’d have a full-on sexual relationship with

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

"Stop crying, it's just a movie."

The movie:

[prance @bocxtop]

oh my god she GOT ME IN 8K

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

A knuckleball is truly a thing of beauty

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

😂🤦🏽‍♂️ bro done took Canelita

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

ur weird as hell if ur one of those people like "i hate cats." whats ur problem bud. they literally have little paws