Jayson: “Deuce. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”
Deuce: “what is it dad is it a ice cweam twip”
Jayson: “No buddy. I’m sorry. Uncle Jay.. Uncle Jaylen got traded for Paul George.”
Deuce: “Paul George?! Are you fucking kidding? Isn’t he like 40?!”
The most generous way you can look at this is "there has to be more coming" - but even if that's true, I can't imagine that it is going to make this better.
Breaking: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell @ShamsCharania.