Nissan Al-Gaib

[Jacques de Gatineau @ScopophiliaCap1]

The entire Barstool office got black eyes and split lips from a 4’ 7” Guatemalan e-bike rider with streamers off his seat post because one of the innumerable moron employees yelled at him over, what I can only picture to be, a cheeseburger.

[girl abed nadir @alicentpacino]

Finished my whole drink before the previews ended

[Nissan Al-Gaib @zvckrobi]

@direncenjoyer01 @texasrozanov Maybe they'll cover that in 5th grade!

[Nissan Al-Gaib @zvckrobi]

@prosokocho @heshidicjudaism How do you put so much value on some words and not an image of Netanyahu in a cell?

[Nissan Al-Gaib @zvckrobi]

@SeraphimTop1 All it needs is text and it could easily be the have-not introduction

[Nissan Al-Gaib @zvckrobi]

@NonsenseIsland He walked so Urasawa could run

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Yeah so I think the ad for our AI company should open with an ominous shot of a burning house. And then when we raise the question of stopping a dangerously powerful superintelligence we show 300 American gravestones for half a second

[Mohamed "TheFearMaster" Saad (Commissions open) @TFMsaad]

It is I, Dr. Mobius, transmitting from my dome-shaped... dome in the Forbidden Zone. A zone... that is, yes... forbidden to you

[Nissan Al-Gaib @zvckrobi]

@voiceoffcamera @YJj1064719 @progregressions What did he get that "wrong skull tattoo" in celebration of? Was it perhaps being a machine gunner defending Abu Ghraib? YaKnow, the torture facility

[Nissan Al-Gaib @zvckrobi]

@ryangrim With how you respond to credible rape accusations of your former drinking buddy, I gotta assume you have allegations forthcoming as well

[Nissan Al-Gaib @zvckrobi]

@hasanthehun @barbarismcrit Yes, you should be held accountable for glazing an unrepentant baby killer. Go crug out at your chat some more

[Nissan Al-Gaib @zvckrobi]

@madnessrune737 @AngryVoter2024 Josh shapiro is popular in Pennsylvania, should antizionists running for office in the state do photo ops with him?

[Nissan Al-Gaib @zvckrobi]

@Fancy_Shark7 @GoyEmpanada Name checks out

[Peter Hassett 🌕🐉 @peterhassett]

he perked up once the scoreboard showed 39-17

[Nissan Al-Gaib @zvckrobi]

@shawarmawarma @angel000996 @RanMah10 @lukeheerdanWTF Hopefully you don't accidentally jump off a building

[Nissan Al-Gaib @zvckrobi]

@draklarvampar @barbarismcrit HIS NAME IS EBENEZER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Nissan Al-Gaib @zvckrobi]

@BonerPatriot @willmenaker Do you think it would be acceptable to rob your neighbor because you're poor?

[Nissan Al-Gaib @zvckrobi]

@CTprogressive_ @the_big_put @TheMaineWire Fuck every veteran

[Nissan Al-Gaib @zvckrobi]

@DinoSieWow @Fishythefox2 @AbstractDarkk You say this like the Nazis didn't also have conscription

[Nissan Al-Gaib @zvckrobi]

@buffetbreaker He's trying out for a spot on CNN