maya ٠࣪⭑

i saw a puppet at tangs with a mullet and a popsicle

[maya ٠࣪⭑ @zwagbimp]

when u think ab it

[maya ٠࣪⭑ @zwagbimp]

how does the wile e coyote movie have 96% on imdb where is the 96%

[maya ٠࣪⭑ @zwagbimp]

what the fuck happened to EARNING the emotional arc what the fuck just making shit up out of nowhere and adding some sad music 😭

[maya ٠࣪⭑ @zwagbimp]

every movie now just has the absolute cheapest arcs possible every single bit of emotional narrative is just absolute shillings

[maya ٠࣪⭑ @zwagbimp]

what the fuck is uncle pussy bro

[maya ٠࣪⭑ @zwagbimp]

@itsalisparks @JBM_IV @FrazHoehle they’re talking about mold girl

[maya ٠࣪⭑ @zwagbimp]

@fartbox187 @ec265 @FrazHoehle how dirty are you bro?

[maya ٠࣪⭑ @zwagbimp]

@Handbeetle @bartbaconcat ohhh

[maya ٠࣪⭑ @zwagbimp]

@ylevi0 this toasting me burnt

[zaku.mp3 @ZinZaku]

commenting “disgusting AI slop” under a picture of my friend’s healthy newborn child

[peyton @peytonnd3]

i love twitter because you can talk to yourself and nobody gaf

[clock opera @o8040]

when u have no phone at the bus stop u start thinking thoughts like that squirrel is noticeably bigger than the other ones thats the boss

[street hater @street_Hater]

A beautiful woman seated behind me on the bus looks over my shoulder and playfully asks “What’s on your phone?” just as I enter “PENIS” as my first Wordle guess and get all gray letters

[t3mple @theranosblood]

bro i commented "looks like shit" on a tiktok of someone's dinner thinking it was just a rando 😭😭 it was my hairdresser and she cancelled my appointment

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

in america if you stop at a gas station in the middle of nowhere you can buy powerful artifacts

[Evie @iPadLoveU]

Photo of my lunch with a drawing of the guy who served it to me

[seraph @despaird0ll]

(explaining this weed strain to an american) so imagine a burger on the most important day of its life

[maya ٠࣪⭑ @zwagbimp]

are you putting the plastic plant there because you think it's doing something positive for the space?

[maya ٠࣪⭑ @zwagbimp]

@mircybr ok. and now u aren't going to enjoy nachos, given that u don't enjoy those ingredients. i'm not sure where the confusion is in understanding that people who do enjoy those ingredients would enjoy nachos 💀😭

[maya ٠࣪⭑ @zwagbimp]

one thing i will judge you for is telling me you don't like dark chocolate because grow some balls