zwangsjackentot

She/they
🌱 Vegan
🏳️‍🌈
Antifaschist

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The angel and the devil on my shoulders are constantly making out, so it's my inner crack hoe and eco mum that fight for my decisions.

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Ich hab es nicht so mit Zahlen.

Zahlen? Ist das nicht das, was Männer immer für mich machen?

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get rich or try dying

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I like to call my depressions burn out bc so it feels like i've at least earned them.

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Whatsapp notifications be like: you could probably have a new message. Better open me to look who it was.
*opening*
GOTCHA!

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Heute ist nur überleben. Und zwar barely.

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I nearly drowned on brushing my teeths...

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Woof woof it's the sound of the pawlice

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- getting one cat and losing her again
- finding lots of new whole groups of friends
- finally helping and saving animals

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Things that have happened since the last time i kissed a man:
- therapy
- adhd diagnosis
- finding out i'm ace
- finding out i'm genderfluid
- losing myself in fandoms
- seeing David Tennant twice
- like half of my tattoos
- lots of art
- becoming an aunt

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@RedRoseCut @orikitto Yes please. Ich hab dad Buch 4x auf Englisch, weil deutsch nicht ertragbar ist.

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@orikitto Rede!

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Casually reading police reports and crime articles about cases that included me or my family.

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@Freyaaie Jack Harkness

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My 3yo niece says my tattoos are cool and that's the only validation i need.

[🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ twentyøneprønøuns @whatthefuc1312]

"fuck Neil Gaiman" and "fuck JK Rowling" are kind of the "no homo" for the homos

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"bitte trickel mich voll"

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@pretty_sarlin A pig

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@cockpenis12 They're amazing tho...

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@Velcro_Tearss Probably the one i lived with my nomad boyfriend who lied at and stole money from me with a dog he didn't care about and who pissed in our flat and with flies of all stages and maggots in our kitchen which i was allowed to step a foot into when i was a trainee.

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@EmilySm43 Mortician. Avoiding isn't enough.