zwappo

wuh?

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I’ll be honest kitten the amulet is corrupting daddy

[zwappo @zwappo]

bedroom window this morning

[zwappo @zwappo]

my wife is on her way home and we’re gonna order pizza and decorate the house for Christmas aND ITS SNOWING OUTSIDE

[zwappo @zwappo]

that man is definitely wearing anchor arms

[Divine Beast Dancing Lightskin @79hfg3n3948rhf0]

just been crying at this all night

[zwappo @zwappo]

I made a fuss and was like “well if you put the schedule out far enough in advance then you’d have wiggle room to move people around” and then they got upset and told me I didn’t *have* to work this weekend

[zwappo @zwappo]

I didn’t get my work schedule for next week until yesterday evening, so as soon as I saw I had a full weekend off (which is rare) I made plans with my wife.

I come into work TODAY and they’re all like “I can’t believe you guys are off all weekend we have so much to do”

[zwappo @zwappo]

AND THEN THEY TRY TO CONVINCE ME TO WORK THIS WEEKEND.

I HAD TO WAIT UNTIL THURSDAY EVENING TO FIND OUT IF I WAS WORKING ON SUNDAY OR NOT

This can’t keep happening man

[zwappo @zwappo]

I’m having a kid in Jan but I still find time to salvation an old pegboard and spray paint it so I can finally display some of my nerf blasters (I have so many more and will absolutely be getting more pegboards)

[zwappo @zwappo]

I find it hilarious that they set up all that bulletproof glass around the podium just for her to walk out on stage and stand completely still out in the open

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Arriving to your husbands funeral Ike it’s Wrestlemania 50.

This poor woman. There’s zero chance she knew there was going to be pyro.

[zwappo @zwappo]

“Pro child trauma” nah man the kids get enough of that getting fucking shot at school

[zwappo @zwappo]

I didn’t like Charlie Kirk in the slights, AND I don’t think he should have been murdered. But goddamn I wish conservative has got this riled up over the dozens of school shootings that have happened this year alone.

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

This is MAGA social media right now

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

Wow. His daughter didn’t inherit any of his genes.

[zwappo @zwappo]

saw Superman today in an empty theater and was tempted by the Cinemark Cuck Chair

[zwappo @zwappo]

LETS GOOO THIS IS ALL IVE EVER WANTED

[zwappo @zwappo]

WHEN DID POWER RANGERS GET GUNS??

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

Power Rangers S.P.D. (2005) - Episode 2

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Yeah… fuck you

[zwappo @zwappo]

just had zaxbys for the first time in 4 years

[zwappo @zwappo]

my sweet babies oh how I love you

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is International Cat Day.

[zwappo @zwappo]

Things are going well in the Splitgate subreddit #splitgate2

[zwappo @zwappo]

new is out I’m gonna be a dad