Zachary Waters

I was once called a legendary fool by a strung out barefoot man in Charleston, SC.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

I’ve always thought pink goes good with green! 🩷💚

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

I have a confession and a plea to folks who are flirting with voting Jill Stein.

When I was a 20 year old college student in 2000, I voted for Ralph Nader instead of Al Gore. I loved the progressive message Nader offered, and Bush and Gore seemed kinda the same to someone who was paying peripheral attention.

I've regretted that vote for my entire adult life.

Ultimately, George Bush won by a margin of 500+ votes in the state of Florida over Gore. And that was the ballgame. Ralph Nader peeled 97,000+ votes away from Gore. If only 600 of those 90,000 had voted for the major party candidate that more aligned with their values, things would have been very different.

When I was in my senior year of college, 9/11 happened. The country and western world rallied around Bush's resolute response to the traumatizing terror attacks. I was in NY at the time, and it was a terrifying moment for the nation.

But the consequences of Bush being in office at that moment were immense.

Bush's disdain for his dad's nemesis, Iraqi President Saddam Hussein, led him to invent a rationale to invade a country that literally had nothing to do with 9/11. End result? He killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqi people, thousands of American troops, and spent over a trillion dollars of taxpayer money in the process.

Beyond the completely immoral and indefensible Iraq War, Bush was a complete disaster as a president. His "No Child Left Behind" effort turned public schools into standardized testing centers. He tripled down on fossil fuels and ignored climate change. His tax cuts for the rich helped contribute to the 2008 economic downturn that led to the Great Recession.

He was a terrible president.

In an alternate reality, Al Gore would have been president in 2001 when terrorists attacked America. Would he have gone into Iraq? Absolutely not. Would he have ignored global warming? 100% no! Gore was perhaps the preeminent proponent of fighting climate change at that time. Would he have passed massive tax cuts for the wealthy? No way.

This is a sliding doors scenario. What would have happened? We can't be sure. But one thing is for sure: those votes for Ralph Nader (in Florida in particular) were EXCEPTIONALLY consequential for the lives of millions around the world. Gore would have offered a more forward-facing, environmentally conscious & peaceful presidency that wasn't so rooted in grievance and privilege.

My point is:

Either Kamala Harris or Donald Trump will win the election. That is a fact. You might feel the need to submit a "protest vote" as I did in 2000.

Just be ready to wear it when Donald Trump wins, strips away reproductive rights from all Americans, implements an economy-destroying tariff, dismantles the entire federal government, eliminates the Department of Education, prosecutes his perceived enemies, and devolves America into chaos.

There are no perfect choices. But rest assured, there are only two.

Trust me - I've been wearing my vote for a quarter century.

[Zachary Waters @zwaters1]

@seanrstephens I’m gonna be so honest. I have been stupid nervous about this movie, but all the shots they showed in this turned it into excitement. 🙌

[Zachary Waters @zwaters1]

I entered the Hell's Kitchen Lottery for $40 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/RB6D4LewzK

[Zachary Waters @zwaters1]

@seanrstephens Just tell me what part to learn. 👼

[Zachary Waters @zwaters1]

@beyXwill @BeyLegion @MBStadium We’ll have the visuals by the end of ATL. 💅🏻🫨🤗

[Zachary Waters @zwaters1]

@giltweetsstuff ZZ Plant! (A Raven ZZ if you are feeling spooky) And a whale fin is a unique plant that grows in the same lighting conditions as a snake plant. 🌱🌿

[Zachary Waters @zwaters1]

@BunheadHQ NYC BBY

[Zachary Waters @zwaters1]

@MrEAnders THAT’S IT. I have been trying to figure it out for like two years now.

[Cher @cher]

Hi

[sincerely, ivy marie. 💫 @sincerelyivy]

THANKSGIVING IS OVER.
YOU KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT.
https://t.co/MwDGeOgg83

[Zachary Waters @zwaters1]

@seanrstephens Babes. Mine been up. Join the Christmas seasonnnn.

[Zachary Waters @zwaters1]

@bytheshannynkt @rinasawayama The venue was INTENSE.

[Zachary Waters @zwaters1]

I entered the $25 Shoshana: An Intimate Concert Lottery on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/NQMF3wdEQs

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the new space pics go so hard honestly

[Zachary Waters @zwaters1]

@coreyjbryant @oldenoughtosay Wait WHAT?