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[zach weber @zweb4]

There's a bible on the dash, a little too good at collecting dust.

[zach weber @zweb4]

After receiving a blessing during communion at mass this morning, Harper yells out in the silent church “why they give me spirit???” I can’t with this child some times 😂

[zach weber @zweb4]

“I’m not full of shit, I’m Harper”

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@YellingMadman The cheese is way too centered for that to compare to a mcd’s filet of fish

[zach weber @zweb4]

Kate - “you’re a hot mess.”
Harper - “…. Uh huh. You’re a mess too.” 😂

[zach weber @zweb4]

Your wife ever spend so much****

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@McNutt7wr

[zach weber @zweb4]

@McNutt7wr My niece looooves to draw that kind of stuff. Been drawing since she was little. I don’t know what you had in mind, but I’m sure she could do it and would be ecstatic!

[zach weber @zweb4]

Getting ready to put Lane to bed..
Me: “Tell sissy ni-night”
Harper: “ni-night sissy”
Me: “No Harper, youre his sissy, he’s your brother”
Harper: “oh..ni-night sissy brother!”
🤦🏻‍♂️

[zach weber @zweb4]

I want a refund @drpepper

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@mrBobbyBones @bobbybonesshow caught her singing hobby lobby Bobby 😂

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@SoreLosersShow @RadioLunchbox coach, I don’t know if it’s because I live in Iowa and we got more coverage on it, but they were talking about building a new field from the beginning.

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12:47, but this time she wants a grilled cheese

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I wonder what time Harper will be standing at my bedside tonight asking to look at pictures on my phone.

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Four days in Evansdale and I’ve already had two more people knock on my door than the entire two years living in La Porte. 😂

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@MattOverton_LS @bree_overton

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@austinahamblin You WILL be a professional comic book writer!

[zach weber @zweb4]

..we have to pay to go to Christmas loooolllll

[Bobby Bones Show @bobbybonesshow]

In @RadioAmy's #PileOfStories;

You can't charge people to go to your party!
https://t.co/VgiM9KEnKQ

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Everyone please keep me in your thoughts. Nothing happened I just want you to think about me.

[zach weber @zweb4]

@Conner_Weber Sounds like a good night

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Showed Harper a picture of Lane today and she pointed to all the tubes and said “that hurts?” 🥺