Mike

dev @AccountableData

[Streuselschneckenmann @BerndSchoen]

Meanwhile in Brussels.
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@vonderleyen
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[Solka | KONAN🎗 @0flytothemoon]

correction

[Mike @zwergdev]

@AccountableData @RockawayX BEST!

[Josip @l3d1c]

>Be German senior software engineer in 2026
>Wake up in 36°C apartment
>No AC because bad for climate and electricity costs 35 to 40 cents per kWh
>Decide to drive to work
>Fuel above €2 per liter for months
>Take train instead
>Train late
>Long-distance train punctuality at 58.7%
>Finally arrive at your €60k job
>Germany's tax wedge for average single worker is 49.3%
>Second highest in OECD
>Coffee machine chatter about social contributions heading toward 44.5% by 2028
>Someone says at least pension will be there
>Everyone laughs
>Check crypto
>It's down
>Government still removes one-year tax exemption on crypto
>DAC8 helpfully reports it to the Finanzamt
>Buy coke zero
>ALARM, sugar tax pending! Ze Little treat waz detected!
>Try paying €10,001 in cash
>Illegal from 2027
>Non-EU bank account illegal from 2027
>Digital euro and Digital ID coming soon
>Open news
>Fertility down to 1.32
>One quarter of Germany will be at least 67 by 2035
>Don't worry, the remaining wagies will cover everything
>Migration policy counts arrivals before tax contributions
>BKA says non-German suspects are majority of violent crime suspects
>Policy debate immediately becomes impossible
>Take train home
>Delayed again
>Read businesses spend €64 billion per year on federal bureaucracy
>Government deficit hits €71.3 billion in six months
>Europe's economic engine
>mfw

[Mike @zwergdev]

@dalechyn master, you forgot to mention Spilnota

[Mike @zwergdev]

@AccountableData 👏👏👏

[jordi @jordienr]

I need tanstack charts

[Mike @zwergdev]

@TyroneC__ Poland, nice option for Ukrainians 🤞

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

People who moved abroad alone in their 20s, handled all docs, bank account, visa, tax, jobs, accomadation, and culture difference

These people fear nothing anymore

[Mike @zwergdev]

@aleeeexcool @AccountableData @redstone_defi @noon_capital @stablewatchHQ @WojtekP @0xaccim @MartynaMBL @vickykrapivina @cookie3 @0xMPV @ag_noon @johnnybieniek ty guys 🎆

[Mike @zwergdev]

@AccountableData @WojtekP @MartynaMBL @vickykrapivina @0xMPV @johnnybieniek @0xaccim @aleeeexcool Yo 🤙

[Wojtek Pawlowski @WojtekP]

https://t.co/dVkwXC4gnT

[Mike @zwergdev]

2025

• Joined the @AccountableData team
• Promoted to Frontend Lead
• Significantly leveled up my English
• Explored Poland, Portugal, UAE, Spain
• Bought a car and a powerful PC setup
• Built 2 pet projects
• Visited The International @DOTA2 as a spectator

[Accountable @AccountableData]

Accountable’s 2025 in review.

This year was about one thing: building verifiable trust in digital finance.

From Proof of Solvency to verifiable yield, here's a look at our milestones ↓

[Mike @zwergdev]

Proud to be part of Accountable

[Accountable @AccountableData]

Verifiable yield arrives on @Monad.

Our YieldApp is now running on Monad's Mainnet as the first marketplace where every vault must show its underlying assets, liabilities, and capital flows in real time.

→ https://t.co/ZOk93xXdHs

[Mike @zwergdev]

@AccountableData 👀🔥

[Accountable @AccountableData]

Today we’re announcing Accountable’s $7.5M fundraise led by @PanteraCapital with participation from @OKX_Ventures, @OnigiriVC, @kpk_io, @Auros_global and others who share our belief that finance should run on verifiable truth.

🧵

[Mike @zwergdev]

@johnnybieniek what's your favorite defi project?

[Mike @zwergdev]

Happy 25 🎂

[Mike @zwergdev]

Happy 24 🎂