Z.W. LiVOTE 🇺🇸

From a cutty little cove in the Northern Pacific. It is what it is but it ain't what you think.

[Paulina Mangubat 🫏 @paulinaVEVO]

Haters mad

[kuz @kylekuzma]

Jewish wedding are a movie actually 🤣🤣🤣 Baruch Hashemmm

[Harry Eskin @harryeskin]

Zohran is correctly vocalizing the sh’va naʿ vowel, which you would understand if your knowledge of Biblical Hebrew pronunciation weren’t subservient to the hegemony of modern Hebrew. And of course your criticism is in bad faith anyway.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[Ema @SmasherIsEma]

sugar daddy: I'm gonna spoil you

salt daddy: I'm gonna preserve you

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

of course i cum fast, we’re fucking on stolen land

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Hellavator @HeLLaTaLL510]

If Drake was really from the Bay, the Iceman cover would look like this:

[Z.W. LiVOTE 🇺🇸 @zwlibow]

The one who’s in love always wins. It doesn’t matter if you get your heart broken, you’re living. When you’re feeling, you’re alive. The sun doesn’t care if the grass appreciates its rays, it just keeps on shining.

[Z.W. LiVOTE 🇺🇸 @zwlibow]

#BiltAmbassador @BiltRewards just launched the Bilt Hospitality Platform. Auto-applied member offers, points redemption at the table, and a free Lyft home baked into your check. Credit card points finally make sense now.

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

lovebombing, or as I like to call it, loving americanly

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Thinking about the love letter Frida Kahlo sent to Nickolas Muray in 1931

[Z.W. LiVOTE 🇺🇸 @zwlibow]

Bars

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Why do Epstein’s emails all read like this

[saurish 🫧 @saurishhh]

finding a cs job so hard in this market we got people going to the nba instead 😭

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

fridge cigarette goes so hard

[꩜ ⥉ 𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥 ꩜ ⥉ moved accts! @apollodotorg]

i think ive been baptized like 5 times bc whenever i needed a dopamine boost id sign up for baptism and get a free doughnut and attention