Zoe

[Zoe @zwolfenson]

No one:
Hannah B: roll tide #thebachelorette

[Fvckoff @ortizx408]

Cop: can I get your proof of insurance

High ass friend:

[Row @rowanchurchyard]

I think every college girl can agree that one of the best moments at a party is when u & all your girlfriends finally huddle into a tiny frat bathroom w no toilet paper & u just scream random shit to each other for a solid 10 mins until the next group of girls bust the door down

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

MOVING ON!

#FlyEaglesFly

[Zoe @zwolfenson]

@zoekmad LOL zackaree is my favorite

[Zoe @zwolfenson]

@zoekmad I’ve got it down!!!!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Happy Hanukkah! Over these eight nights, we draw inspiration from light that can overpower any darkness, and recommit ourselves to building a brighter future for our families, our communities, and our world. Chag Sameach from the Obama family to yours.

[Zoe @zwolfenson]

we LUv it here :) #DAP2k18

[relatable @byreIatable]

if there’s one thing college has taught me so far it’s that 24 hours in a day just isn’t enough

[relatable @byreIatable]

College is nice. You can wear the same shirt two days in a row if you have to because your MWF people don't know about your TR life

[Charlie Morgan @_charlmorgan]

Alexa cover my shift tomorrow

[Madisen @madisentweets]

"There are 4 seasons"

normal person: winter, spring, summer, fall

me (an intellectual): Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, Bachelor Winter Games

#TheBachelorette #BachelorNation

[lindsea @lindsssmcneal]

I’m sorry if you get seven texts in a row from me saying something i could have said in one message but i am who i am

[ᎶᎥᏞᏞᎬᎽ @TraeGilley]

The fact that I procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason I still procrastinate

[✨ @laylnxr]

flight departure: 5:00pm

my parents at 8:58am: https://t.co/WU9X5HVa2T

[Abby McConnell @DatGirlAhBee]

Picture this: #TheBachelorette gets pregnant during fantasy suites week. There are 3 possible fathers. It’s a real life Mamma Mia and everyone sings ABBA.