Tony Stank

Always learning.

[Tony Stank @zxctrippy_]

Those who speak ill of you will never know the pain that you suffered to get to where you are.

[doomernat @doomernat22]

then hide and please shut up

[Yahya @UtdYahz]

We’re going to get relegated under these owners mark my words

[𝗧𝗠 @TMfutbal]

🚨 𝗘𝗫𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗩𝗘: France football had planned to award the SUPER BALLON D'OR to B.O.A.T vote winnner but changed their mind once they saw Cristiano Ronaldo winning!

There is currently no date for when the next Super Ballon D'or will be awarded. 😳🌕

[Mr Yonko🏴‍☠️ ⚔️ @TheHokageYonko]

J’ai dit quoi ici ? Tu lances les sondages que le peuple vote, pas des journalistes de merde, Cristiano va cook n’importe qui.

[Ball Zone @TheBallZoneX]

🚨 France Football didnt disclose the Ballon Dor of All Time as a "non official trophy" when they posted the voting

However, AFTER 5 DAYS, they decided to call it a "non official trophy" when the results didn't go as expected 💔

[Syahir @syahir]

polis kita hebat cuma belum jumpa suspects simbah asid dekat Faisal Halim, cucuk anak Rafizi dengan unknown substance dengan mamat yang kena belasah dekat stesen minyak 😭

[RW 🇸🇪 @ronaldowarrior]

Humbled them so bad that the entire organisation had to come out and say it’s not an official award just to avoid giving Ronaldo his flowers..

My GOAT 😭😭

[Tony Stank @zxctrippy_]

Eventually you have to carry on with yourself.

[Harry 🇬🇧💫 @utdHarryy]

More kits than wins this season 🔥

[Tony Stank @zxctrippy_]

GO GO TAKE HIMMM

[United Updates @UnitedUpdates]

🚨🚨| 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Milan, Inter & Juventus have made inquiries for Diogo Dalot. [@Gazzetta_it @Sport_Witness] #mufc

[abudhabiexpat @AbuDhabiExpat]

GK - ok
Shaw - career end
Maguire - career end
Martinez - career end
Dalot - bin
Baleba - hope
Tielemans - cant run
Kobe - hope
Bruno - career end
Rashford - bin &career end
Amad - minor hope
Mbeuno - mid but career end soon
Cunha - mid
Sesko - always injured.

Clubs done.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

This club is unsaveable.

It's over.
There's no hope left.
I don't know why we keep believing when the club itself has given up.

Every time you think we've finally hit rock bottom, this club somehow finds a way to dig even deeper.

I'm tired of believing in a turnaround that never comes. Tired of watching a club with so much history, pride, and potential turn itself into an absolute embarrassment.

How much more are we supposed to take? How many more seasons are we supposed to sacrifice? How many more times are we supposed to convince ourselves that things will get better?

[Red 🇾🇪 @RedlingMUFC]

£73m for Sancho.
£82m for Antony.
£72m for Hojlund.

Maguire has given United 7 years and been decent for a few of them.

Was he worth £80m? No. He was a Woodward signing. He was worth £40m or £50m. We paid what he was worth to Leicester, not what he was worth in the market.

But branding him the worst business ever done in football is a lazy and uneducated blanket statement.

He’s not even the worst piece of business in Man Utd history.

[h @htomufc]

"would not fit into the structure" - enlighten me, what is that?

[Tony Stank @zxctrippy_]

No way conte met up with them hshshshs he would shoot the glazers in the head

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

🚨 | Antonio Conte has set his demands to #mufc after talks on Wednesday night:

- Full control over transfer market decisions
Authority to choose the players he wants to sign
- A major influence on the overall squad-building process
- The ability to identify players suited to his tactical system
- The freedom to bring in trusted backroom staff and collaborators

[@repubblica]

[Elias @utd_elius]

Eliot Anderson was available
Rodri was available
Bouaddi was available
Enzo Fernandez was available
Scott was available
Arda Guler was available

But we fvcking went for over weight Tielemans and a Chelsea flop because they're cheap

[Ź🕸️ @ALB3D0000]

Thought Amorim having 32% win rate as permanent manager was bad , carrick has 2% after becoming permanent gaffer

[Mod @CFCMods]

Say wallahi we’re going to get 8K footage of this disaster behind the scenes 😭

[Michael @michaelttfw]

10x worse than what Martinez said btw.

[Tony Stank @zxctrippy_]

Definitely biggest

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Mason Mount is now in his fourth season at Manchester United following his £60M move from Chelsea in 2023. 🔴

Despite earning £250,000 per week, the midfielder has still failed to register 10 combined goals and assists across all competitions for the club.

Is he Manchester United's biggest ever flop? 😳