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ig :: @ sl.quillen 💘 // sc :: @ zxhee 💞 big dad vibes 👀

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“I’m here to put you back in your femininity” is the sexiest thing I have ever heard

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“What do you mean you have a boyfriend AND a mullet? It just doesn’t make sense.”

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Being given an entire pitcher of Dr. Pepper by a waiter is probably one of the most respectful things that’s ever happened to me

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“You ever stretch so hard you lose your hearing?”

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“Bathe me in garlic sauce and bake me @ 350”

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“I’m a changed man…………….i need a beer”

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This is why you shouldn’t declaw your cat

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“Past 9:00pm I’m not paid to care”

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“Some of your sourdough got on my cocoa”

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I ain’t never heard somebody hate on something harder than my mother just did on fried rice. This woman is was so passionate about how wrong fried rice is in her mind😂😂

@CeciliaMPadilla

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@UNMHospital literally the WORST service I have ever experienced. Sloppy, no communication, just absolutely ugly. If I’m ever in an accident I would rather take the risk of traveling elsewhere than come to UNMH EVER AGAIN

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Honestly…fuck Netflix bro

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“She passed out. Does anybody know when?”

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Here to my Jordan year..

23…please be good to me 🎉

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#NewProfilePic

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@distineyyyy He’s so precious!! 🥹🩵

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“It sum g’s do”

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@ShouldHaveCat @colovrblind I need this for raja

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Sneaky kisses.. 😂