gross, stop

[gross, stop @zxx_con]

https://t.co/SOLSCTKA6C

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

I hate when im driving and im trying to rest my eyes and those bumps on the road wake me up

[Matthew Segal @segalmr]

I think the idea that “The President is simultaneously an institution beyond the reach of criminal law and also a private person who can file $10 billion defamation suits when he dislikes a news article” is not very sensible.

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Insane that this is It. I'm an adult. No more "when I'm older," we’re playing for points now. I could have a baby 9 months from today and name it some fucking awful joke name that everybody hates and it would be stuck with it forever. Because I'm an adult who chose it for them

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

Yeah man the Irish famously love Israel. Everyone knows this

[birdbath @birdbath]

Gonna tell my grandkids I had sex with all the women in this picture and that I made all the art on the walls. They'll probably be some half-Chinese drooling cyborg turbo-autists anyway, so who gives a shit if I lie to them? God deserted our planet a long time ago

[birdbath @birdbath]

Money doesn't make you happy, but it makes things easier. $20 gets you a 6 pack of PBR, a dimebag of blackmarket ADHD meds, and something on the dollar menu so you can sit in McDonalds while coming up and feel like you're part of the world without bearing your usual load of ennui

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

One time I had a dream that Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith were making fun of Shaq on their show because he told a story about his parents hiring a dog to babysit him when he was 14. For context I’ve never watched their show and don’t follow basketball, idk why I had this dream

[gross, stop @zxx_con]

@ehjovan 43 with a nose like that and has never had sex he hasn't paid for

[Zo Brown @receipts_lol]

2 ways to shift the Overton window that we have found to work:

1. Report facts using honest language. Our reporting on "forced displacement orders" instead of "evacuation notices" hid the push on language with details researchers wanted. It worked.

2. Bullying works too.

[gross, stop @zxx_con]

@LorenaSGonzalez hey lorena what are you referencing

[cafebeef @0xCAFEBEEF]

we should make a new internet thats as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone thats too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago cant get on it

[Evangelion Screencaps 🏳️‍⚧️ @evangelionnbot]

Neon Genesis Evangelion

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

Hegseth pauses weapons shipments to Ukraine without telling the White House.

Grenell and Rubio accidentally negotiate a prisoner swap at cross purposes and botch the whole thing.

Bondi can’t get the story straight on the Epstein files.

Trump slowly realizes Putin is bad.

JD Vance shitposts through it all.

What an absolute embarrassment.

[izzie @izziejree]

struggling to shoot campaign videos in the streets because too many constituents keep interrupting to say they voted for him and love him I DREAMED ABOUT TIMES LIKE THIS

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Went to another “Middle Eastern” restaurant and it was Israeli. I should do that. Open up a bagel shop and call it Hassan Nosh-rallah.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Don’t think it’s nice to fat shame people but also if you’re as fat as Randy fine you can’t also be evil and fucked up. Like if you’re gonna be racist and dumber than fuck you gotta have your ducks in a row fat-wise you can’t be that big,

[im perfe tly clam actually!!so nowjust drop it now @suicidepussy]

as small biz owner im legally responsible for first aid. my slaves keep slashing themselves on machinery as well as their razorwire pens, using whole boxes of bandaids daily. It feels excessive/intentional. lawyer says theres not much I can do. does any1 in quoraverse have advice