laz

immaculate disinflation believer

[laz @zyeloh]

non-idiomatic language is my forte

[laz @zyeloh]

grâce à Proust, il n’existe aucune phrase de la longueur d’un paragraphe qui puisse m’effrayer

[laz @zyeloh]

should I go into the city to watch Lincoln in the Bardo the morning of my most difficult midterm or should I be sane

[laz @zyeloh]

they should invent a phone that doesn’t ruin your life

[laz @zyeloh]

@PayNoTack wait realised this is from tiktok but point still stands. also can I interest you in Bill Clinton.

[laz @zyeloh]

@PayNoTack this genuinely goes so hard. utter failure on the algo's part to have not shown me this on the tl. I love it when disjoint parts of my life are brought together by a cool guy on the internet to create the Sickest Thing Ever.

[Tenderloin Republican 🇺🇸 @PayNoTack]

do u know about pontiphex anon?

[laz @zyeloh]

「夏の蝉の春秋を知らぬもうあるぞかし」

(卜部兼好の徒然草、1331年)

[ハト @okugaikoukok]

セミは　秋を知らない　かわいそう

[laz @zyeloh]

Didn’t realise till today that Google did a lil six seven motion when you search for ‘67’ #itsover

[laz @zyeloh]

@lildorothy_ I find a 2:1 ratio of crack spread to fracking talk is optimal

[tasman @lildorothy_]

first dates are tricky i never know if i'm talking about fracking enough

[°`Talgi,•🍓✧ @fraisechocoIat]

Salut c'est Frank Leveuf, ma femme me manque

[laz @zyeloh]

@hopes_revenge rock sugar this time ? 🥺

[laz @zyeloh]

@hopes_revenge yess yes yes . yes yess. yes yesssss yes

[laz @zyeloh]

@hopes_revenge well ok, as long as you don't have anything against orthodox homosexuals

[laz @zyeloh]

@arealhumantony @tinytechfox happened to me recently but I thankfully managed to escape 5 months in (before the lock-up period)

[second hand immaculate conception @alyxiaBewbs]

taking an adderall to focus on petting my cat

[laz @zyeloh]

@hopes_revenge they are so cute I understand why they are sacred

[g @34rths]

Saying Yayyy despite the anguish

[funplings @funplings]

never kill yourself

[bret easton ellis shady facts @Mobiuspayola]

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