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(mostly) no talky one way only // documented splatoon disincompetence
@hdfoodgroups

xp2900

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IT IS DONE. an in-depth guide on how to think during a splatoon match + learn from your gameplay/other VODs
built from the fundamentals up, but intended for anyone from ~S rank to high-level comp
please qrt/rt/directly share with friends if you find it useful! (link in replies)

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@meamea__gg WOAHHH CONGRATULATIONS!!!

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@_iceangel22_ i scrolled down a little bit and thought this tweet was recent :(

nothing has changed

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@Omega_Zidan my first thought when i opened the box today was "welp it's time to buy a switch 2 pro controller"

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@cumcqandy was laughing my brains out watching this clip and then eevee informed me that bomb was his

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@Omega_Zidan i dont appreciate this callout post

[Grey @Grey_spl]

第61回エリアカップの優勝チーム！🏆
Area Cup 61st Champions!🏆

しょーみ, れの, ラーズ
Thank you so much for inviting me!!

I’m proud to be the only non-Japanese player ever to win this prestigious event. 🙏

[ran @whadashaa]

it really hurts to share this but my dog Mocco has been really badly injured with multiple fractures to the jaw. my sister has set up a gofundme, i'd really appreciate if anyone could help donate or spread this around
https://t.co/1AiOKgwb6G

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@2_1o0 a tragedy

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@_isjared just to be clear these are the weapons he like fighting against the most (X tier ordered)

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@DriftyToky0 see you in a bit

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@FujiWaterr these are some great comps

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i hope this takes off so i can play at american demon hours lol

[ُ @___tx__n]

SendouQをやる日本人コミュニティを作りました！

SendouQとは？
「海外版Xマッチ」ではありません。

むしろ 『野良でもできる対抗戦』 です。

興味がある人はぜひご参加ください⬇️
https://t.co/kSfYHZYDqx

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@___tx__n woahhhh cool
sorry in advance for the lag wwww

[かばん @kaban_16]

センバツイベマ１位！！！！！

[Exnor @exnorr]

We just won Journey’s end 4!!
Bracket: https://t.co/Qr4YP1Qb3O

Ggs to all teams we fought

@GVictini stamper
@SplatanaSTANper STANper
@zyfetc Bowser Jr
@exnorr heavy

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@exnorr @GVictini @SplatanaSTANper and dapple*

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@xShadowind fake result, where's Rumi the goat 52

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@Splat_Luis NOOOOOOOO cuidese luis espero que todo esta bien

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@f_g_free i see these two in 70% of the Korean restaurants I go to in California too lol

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@Brock8416 like ok bro congrats youre in some server that secretly figured out how to hack the switch 2
or even more impressively you figured it out yourself

you are very obviously cheating, it is not well hidden at all, both the circumstances and the evidence are incredibly damning

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@Brock8416 the lack of a publicly-known way of hacking the Switch 2 cannot possibly explain
(a) obvious, documented cheating in game
(b) you beating reputably strong people when your gameplay obviously still looks bad

its like youre trying to insult my intelligence
or my eyeballs