The Toilet Dweller

She/They
Archived account. Moved to bluesky.

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

I'm preforming cunnilingus on this fucking creme egg rn

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

Who wants to lock pubes together like this?

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

Need more lesbians kissing in my room. preferably kissing me but not required.

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

Next time I get stopped on the street by a charity worker im gonna hit them with some unskippable npc dialogue

"Hath not seen the king in a tenday, I do hope he hasnt fallen ill, the kingdom hath not yet recovered from days past. I fear the days to come."

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

im back

not much has changed. i got older. shat my pants more. still single.
just living my life yknow

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

I reached the Grandmaster Baiter rank (75) in Jerkmate Ranked - The Game 🏆 Dare to beat me? https://t.co/xsRUoqellp #JerkmateRanked

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

@elonmusk

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

the brooke and jubal second date update has been all over my fyp recently. can someone fucking shoot the hyena in the background pls.

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

you may be blowing up her phone, but im blowing up her toilet

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

https://t.co/GSAn1zpH2l

[Lil gulab jamun @Joshmasih_]

8 roping is an nhs recognised symptom of depression

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

do yall shoot ropes up or forward?

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

I'm like community notes, but for delusional people.

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

Serious Tweet rq:

To the Queer community, Women and Trans youth of America, I am so sorry, your country have let you down. I cannot imagine the grief you are feeling right now but you need to stay safe. If America isn't safe, you need to get out. My heart is with you.

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

@Joshmasih_ off what?

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

RIP Frank Sinatra, you woulda loved skibidi rizz

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

anyone else sit and twirl their pubes

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

guess dan schneider got hired at blizzard PR

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

Yatagarasu Kiriko has GRIPPERS??? 🫣🦶

Drop a 🦶 if you’re hyped for Kiriko’s new skin in Season 13 ✨

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

retweet

[Daisy Robin Caladia 🥧🩷🐀 @DaisyCaladia]

wilbur soot trending and it seems the first time since the allegations that it is people being positive toward him :/

reminder that wilbur soot is a fuckhead and supporting him is supporting abuse

[The Toilet Dweller @Zyllke]

https://t.co/cRKemxeAin