Zyn Bryan

zac bryan, an upper decky, a hot chick is all a daddy needs…

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big day for the fam #grandmareveal

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Absolutely going ham at work rn and it’s because I’m listening to greta van fleet.

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I wish I could teleport

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Coffee doesn’t have calories because you lose so much weight after in the bathroom

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Will someone fidget trade?

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I’m high, my dad drove me to Culver’s, just saw the Amish

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Bro fuck d3 soccer I want to be a news intern sprinting out from the Supreme Court to deliver a verdict

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bro this game is going past my bedtime.

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I would do unspeakable things for a crunch wrap supreme

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I think it would be sick to be a stay at home dad.

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Anne Hathaway has only gotten younger.

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if they were hot enough I would 100% get Stockholm Syndrome

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I don’t understand why I don’t like beer. I like bread. Aren’t they basically the same thing?

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Is this peak?

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Watched the men’s and women’s national team (soccer) play today. Both fucking suck.

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I want to name my first born son Abe after my first car. A 2009 Lincoln MKX in silver with a v6 engine, a sun roof, and heated/cooled seats. It would be meaningful to me.

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my friends inactive on here maybe they finally getting some play?

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Instead of a private story I want to start an email thread

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I was just thinking about how weird cats the musical is

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This and my dads credit card

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Anyone remember the dog movie Beethoven