Zyndney Crosby

Couch Professional | Aspiring Alcohol Scientist | "There's no such thing as casual beers" - CK | GGBC

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Drinking on Sunday solves literally every problem I’ve ever had

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Harry Kane needs to come back to Tottenham soon. Miss that guy give him the balon d’or

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@airunits @BarstoolBigCat Weekday burger sets the tone

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@airunits @barstoolsports Champions of Europe. You’ll never sing that

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The rumors are true I am extremely hungover and rewatching The Dark Knight again

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200 burger summer @airunits @BarstoolBigCat

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One successful hate watch down. You’re next Shai

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Gabriel’s penalty just landed in my garden 😂😂😂😂

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Birthdaymaxxing

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@air_prez

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Me and @ConteResident told this bar we were a table of 4 just so we could get a margarita tower. It’s halfway done no one else is coming #drinkmaxxing

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Crazy how within 3 minutes Makhi Lemon went from being a player I absolutely loved to someone I now hate for the entirety of his career

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@airunits

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@BarstoolGruden

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I hate Pollen.

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@ConteResident What’s the severance package?

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@air_prez @bigdelimeatsguy 16. Will go down 1 every hour on the hour until I have a Michelob and happy hour sliders in hand watching the afternoon at the masters at the Continental

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WFH so time to watch Barcelona for the next 2.5 hours and stay green dot #spoonmethod

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@bigdelimeatsguy 24

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Don’t even care about making the playoffs just can we please be playing meaningful baseball in July/August this year

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@air_prez Nothing worse than re-upping the seastreak trip card. I’d put myself at about a 27 on the scale right now