Zac Morris

I'm here to watch it burn

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

Once again, none of our submissions were selected as the official Madden cover 😔

Here's a thread of some of our alternate ideas...

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[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Bought a meatball flavored vape from Goodwill and now my arms won’t bend

[Captain Panzerjager @IonCarnation]

>Alberta declares independence
> Carney orders 100k Rats to be air dropped into Calgary

[Zac Morris @zzMorris]

@tonypayments Collect them hearts like the infinity stones

[Zac Morris @zzMorris]

@tonypayments As always Tony payments with another relevant banger tweet

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Zac Morris @zzMorris]

@Kameron_Hay Bro fr. I did a triple take at one and realized it was a Buick like wtf since when

[BUG! @elisun_]

Please don’t leave me I scale really well late game

[Jackson Doud @JacksonDoud]

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.”

Got hit back with a “and that would be?”

Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

George Lucas:

*hits blunt*

“What if the Viet Cong were fucking adorable?”

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

Who says no here?

[PB @Paulie_Bruz]

Jets got more for Sauce Gardner than Trump got for the ceasefire

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

ADHD can seem fun and quirky until you’re too ashamed to reconnect with people because you haven’t had the mental space to reply for 6 weeks, and now the guilt and fear of being judged is too much.

[Ted @alienlabsTED]

I dominated you at smoking that joint bro. My pulls were more flavorful, the terps lingered on my palate longer.

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

I would’ve given airbud CTE before I let him score on me

[JT @jiratickets]

how it feels to drop a perfect arigato gozaimasu for the cute waitress at the hot pot restaurant (she’s latina and the place is korean)

[Zac Morris @zzMorris]

@tonypayments This fine specimen will single handidly win us a game against buffalo on the road. And throw 4 ints against the cardinals weeks later.

[Zac Morris @zzMorris]

@tonypayments That's why this app is goated, you're jets twitter royalty. Talk yo shit Tony

[Zac Morris @zzMorris]

@NYJ_Matt God. What a thing of beauty