Matthew Curtis

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[LIV Golf Insider @LIVTracking]

REMINDER: @chambleebrandel left his pregnant wife to groom a girl 25 years younger than him (when he was 45).

Do the math.

That’s who is speaking on @GolfChannel right now.

[Matthew Curtis @zz_minty_]

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with Brandel Chamblee, Adolf Hitler, and Stalin - I’d shoot Brandel Chamblee in the head once and then do it again to make sure he was dead.

[Matthew Curtis @zz_minty_]

They’ve clearly never played Fortnite or arc raiders… just wait for the right opportunity to third party!

[Thor @ThorKuna]

Por qué Uro no se fue volando para dejar que Ryu y Yuta se mataran en el choque de dominios y luego rematar al sobreviviente? Los hechiceros de la era heian eran estúpidos o que

[Matthew Curtis @zz_minty_]

@UnderdogNFL @SlaterNFL The “gut feeling”

[Kip Smithers @Chughes612]

“You’re very active on twitter except when the guys you bandwagon for are playing bad”

“Were you kicked out of your X account, we didn’t see anything every time Josh committed a turnover?”

Pat McAfee and crew calling out Dan Orlovsky’s bias towards Josh Allen on ESPN just now.

[Sean @SeanTalksEagles]

Shoutout this guy because he absolutely cooked

[Matthew Curtis @zz_minty_]

Buddy literally on the Bills payroll

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

53 yards in penalties on an OT drive in the playoffs

That’s just bad officiating.

[Matthew Curtis @zz_minty_]

If someone doesn’t ask Harbs (hopefully in his last press conference) “why did you voluntarily take -2.5 yds instead of running it w Derrick Henry to take pressure off your kicker?”
I will dedicate my life to being a Ravens reporter so geriatrics never run this team ever again.

[Matthew Curtis @zz_minty_]

Literally Chauncey Billups at his home poker games

[FanDuel Casino 🎰 @FanDuelCasino]

The blackjack dealer in Austin Powers is the Soup Nazi in Seinfeld 🤯

[Ingravenvids @IngravenVids]

😏this is my kinda math right here😈 #RavensFlock

[Matthew Curtis @zz_minty_]

5 tds against him and the dolphins in the 2023 season as well, right? 😂

[TrapDaGeeker @TrapDaGeeker]

I rmb Lamar went 15/20 with 5tds vs him and the rams 2019

[Matthew Curtis @zz_minty_]

Thank God we have video proof, I don't wanna see Nikki Capocci crying about how "this was all a lie" on live TV months from now

[Matthew Curtis @zz_minty_]

Was coincidentally walking 10 ft behind a woman for about 3 or 4 minutes, so she nervously stopped and waited for me to pass her. Buddy I'm wearing dunk lows, vineyard vines, and khakis. I was literally on my phone setting a tee time for the weekend. You got the wrong guy

[Matthew Curtis @zz_minty_]

Been on the toilet 3 times so far today and it's not even noon. To make matters worse, there's butter chicken waiting for me in the fridge for lunch. This one ply tp is not doing me any favors either. Tough day

[Matthew Curtis @zz_minty_]

Dear Jacksonville, Chicago, Tennessee, New York (2x), etc., your organizations have been dog shit for years. Maybe you should try hiring someone from the chiefs, maybe Spags for example

Sincerely,
Everyone who is tired of the chiefs winning

[Chargers⚡️Union @Chargers_Union]

People wanna bitch and moan and complain about the refs while this team is about to threepeat and NO ONE HAS POACHED THEIR COACHING STAFF IN SEVEN FUCKING YEARS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Matthew Curtis @zz_minty_]

Maybe we go for diontae Johnson? He could really help this Ravens squad get over the hump.

[Yuri @Yuri_Ravens]

This might be the year they get a FA Wr lol

[Banks @BarstoolBanks]

🤣🤣🤣 Ravens by a zillion

[Drew @DrewBanned]

Going to be really hard for some Bills fans to root against the all whites. I like the strategy here.

[Matthew Curtis @zz_minty_]

Lamar … goat … pls be careful with the massages bro 😭

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

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