Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive)

Multi-muse/parody account. Marksmanship Hunter. Tinkerer. Engineer. Mercenary for hire. Member of the Company of Upendo. OOC account: @zzapee_new

[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

RP Account:

- Adventure/Heroic/WoW RP
- MV Friendly
- Will automatically follow Gnomish lore heroes
- Likely to follow other Gnomes
- May follow Alliance
- Age: 40
- Maturity: 18
- Ships w/ Chem
- Sexuality: Straight
- Follow for automatic interaction!

[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

// Attention everyone! I am now starting my three month HIATUS! Follow my main accounts if you want to interact with me OOCly!

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[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

@Lemono_Lime @FaerunHeroes @Irish_DeathHand -get their payment. Jared recommends Nina and Dagenham to think about joining his merc team and everyone goes home happy.*

[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

*As Jared, Addarah, @Edward_Ember and @CrowleyArchives are dealing with the Goblins, they are seemingly rescued at the last moment as an army of Gnomes charge outside the base to corner the Goblins!*

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[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

@Lemono_Lime @FaerunHeroes @Irish_DeathHand *At last the mission has been completed. Jared talks with the other fighters who showed up about collaborating in future missions. Sally stands trial with the Steamwheedle council, the rescued Gnomes back up and return to Ironforge, and Pippy, Edward, Jared, Prittney and Addarah-

[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

@Lemono_Lime @FaerunHeroes @Irish_DeathHand -Steamwheedle Goblins can take her.

*Jared gives a thumbs up to the Steamwheedle Goblins and they approach. As they approach, Jared motions everyone to follow him and Beto commands the rescued Gnomes to join them as well.*

[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

@Lemono_Lime @FaerunHeroes @Irish_DeathHand "Hehe. I like her."

*Addarah comments pointing behind her with her thumb at Popperz.*

*Jared then announces.*

Alright everyone! Let's head to the base! We'll take the rest of the Venture Co. Goblins with us to be transported to the Stormwind Stockades! Leave Sally so the-

[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

@FaerunHeroes @Irish_DeathHand @Lemono_Lime -This will squash any unrest the Steamwheedle Goblins may feel with us."

Then we are in agreement!

*Jared says nodding at him.*

[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

@FaerunHeroes @Irish_DeathHand @Lemono_Lime *Jared comes back.*

They said they're willing to forgive all of this as long as they get to take Sally as their prisoner to stand trial against their council.

*He says to everyone present.*

*Beto, Jared's inside guy approaches them as well and nods.*

"I am in support of this-

[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

@FaerunHeroes @Irish_DeathHand @Lemono_Lime -midget. You should look into buying glasses."

*She says with irritation.*

*The crowd of Gnomes begin cheering as they witness the demolition of the Goblin base.*

[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

@FaerunHeroes @Irish_DeathHand @Lemono_Lime *Prittney nods at them.*

"They won't huht us. Theuh's no need foh thweats and hostiwity. I think Jawed wiw be abo to convince the Steamwheedos to fohgive aw of this."

*Addarah approaches Dro and unties her rope around him.*

"For the record, I'm five foot eight and not a-

[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

@FaerunHeroes @Irish_DeathHand @Lemono_Lime -inginuitive. I guess in you univuhse, Gobwins aw moh bawbewic. But theuh aw two factions of Gobwins heuh that aw at woh with each othuh. The Steamwheedo, who aw ow awais, and the Ventuh Co Gobwins who is a cwime syndicate."

[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

@FaerunHeroes @Irish_DeathHand @Lemono_Lime -Goblin base has been completely destroyed. Prittney approaches Luca.*

"I hope you dawk ewf can unduhstand that Addawah was just pwotecting those innocent Gobwins. I have some expewience with denizens fwom the mutivuhse and Gobwins in Azewoth aw sophisticated peopo and-

[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

@FaerunHeroes @Irish_DeathHand -rescued Gnomes have been safely evacuated.*

[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

@FaerunHeroes @Irish_DeathHand "You're not from around here, are you."

*Addarah fires back.*

Please tell your bard to stop incapacitating these Goblins.

*Jared says to the leader. Suddenly, a few explosions are heard and the canon inside the site begin toppling down. All of the Venture Co Goblins and-

[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

@FaerunHeroes @Irish_DeathHand -replies.*

Not a good idea. Our people inside seem to be evacuating for the canon explosion!

[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

@FaerunHeroes @Irish_DeathHand "Ugh, why are you incapacitating these Goblins after they LITERALLY-"

*Addarah turns her attention to the great number of Goblins being walked out of the base in surrender being pushed out by the rescued Gnomes.*

*Jared and Prittney looked to Luca's command on confusion. Jared-

[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

@FaerunHeroes @Irish_DeathHand -unconscious.*

[Jared Tinkerboom (currently inactive) @zzapee_rp]

@FaerunHeroes @Irish_DeathHand -like bloodshed, I'll pay your team 5k to get rid of Jared and his gang right now! Who needs a bunch of boring boy scouts? The human gal's the most annoying one, amiright?"

"Can it!"

*Prittney shouts as she smacks the back of her head with her staff so hard it knocks Sally-