Zack

[♡ @astralbaes]

my brain feels like this

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

It’s all corrupt girl!

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Any chance you could fix the road
I'm already taxed to maintain, so I'm not
destroying the car I'm taxed to register
every year—after buying it with taxed
income—so I can drive it to my taxed
home and park it on my taxed
driveway?? Thanks.

[erica @ericanextdooor]

everyone hating on bad bunny doing the superbowl halftime show is so weird. if you can’t shake ass just say that

[m @msnetik]

Strega Nona - TRAITOR
Madeline - Faithful
Rainbow Fish - Faithful; later recruited
Paddington - Faithful
Corduroy - Faithful
Babar - Faithful (first banished)
Amelia Bedelia - TRAITOR
Eloise - Faithful
Very Hungry Caterpillar - Faithful
Cat in the Hat - TRAITOR
Thing 1 - Faithful

[Zack @zzerio]

@LauraLoomer Lmfao you’re such a pathetic loser

[Zack @zzerio]

@Ceo_Branding @krassenstein Do you really think its ideal for society that I’ve paid an entire year’s worth of tuition in interest alone and I’m still not paid off?

[Zack @zzerio]

@LauraLoomer Great Q! Why aren’t you talking about gun reform?

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[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the words "shall not be infringed" are meaningless without the words WELL REGULATED MILITIA.

Just kidding, I know exactly who needs to hear it.

You're living a 2nd Amendment lie. It's not a blank check to all gun-loving randos. And it doesn't give you carte blanche permission to mow down dozens of innocents in an angry hail of bullets.

It doesn't supersede OUR rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. It's not more sacred than our right to watch our 5-year-olds grow into adults and have kids of their own. It's not more important than our rights to live long, fulfilling lives.

Yeah, we've heard it all before "it won't stop every mass shooting," but if it stops ONE mass shooting, if it saves someone's little kids, someone's mama, isn't THAT worth throwing everything we can at this epidemic of gun deaths?

Seatbelts, speed limits, and helmets don't prevent EVERYONE from dying, but they sure do save a LOT of lives. Nobody took our cars away, so stop it with that nonsense. But they DID insist we learn how to properly drive one, get a license and registration, and abide by the common rules of the road.

Right now, we are failing to protect our littlest kids from being mass murdered while they're in school. Don't they deserve to learn without being burdened with fight or flight, or hiding under their desks, wondering if they're going to die today?

And how selfish are YOU to resist what, a few extra rules some more days waiting on a background check to save some lives just to preserve your fantasy of some shootout with a tyrannical gov't?

Oh, the criminals are going to have access to guns while you won't? WRONG. You'll have access, you just have to buy your guns legally. Many of these mass shootings aren't even criminals -- they are just angry, selfish people looking to make a big splash before they take themselves out.

No other country on Earth has this problem. What do you need an AR-15 for? If you have a showdown with the government, I hate to burst your bubble, but you will lose, for sure. No real hunter uses that kind of weapon to shoot deer or rabbits. So what is it, then? A small peen? See a therapist.

The NRA has sold a lot of lies to insecure people. Tyranny? Wasn't that supposed to be President Obama? How do you still have guns and ammo?

And the scapegoating of trans people absolutely has to stop. They are our smallest, most vulnerable community. If you didn't have them to shit on, you'd still be shitting on gay people. And Muslims. And Blacks. And all the way down the list of people you need to feel like you're superior to. All they want to do is exist without being told they shouldn't.

And their rights to exist are more important than your right to own a big ass gun to make you feel better about your little ass dick.

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

Read the Constitution again. It doesn't say anything about the right to shoot up innocents in a school, or a church, or a supermarket, or a club, or anywhere.

[Zack @zzerio]

smoking a cigarette at the hollywood walk of fame ✨

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a lana del rey album title generator

[Zack @zzerio]

https://t.co/BgVwY22ra7

[Zack @zzerio]

@dontblameklara I’m absolutely crying at the inaccuracy of this tweet

[Zack @zzerio]

@SenBlumenthal Hi! From someone in the industry, this tweet is misleading. Tswifts tour is not promoted by Live Nation, but by Live Nations competitor AEG - while being *ticketed* by Ticketmaster. This is a poor example of the merger monopolizing the market.

[clintoris @clintoris]

That’s my emotional support NPR Tiny desk concert

[Liv :P @liv_username]

⚠️It’s time to BeNice to me :) ⚠️

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Y’all have all this time to BeReal but never time to BeNormal ?

[Zack @zzerio]

@StayGolder Neither, I prefer my house to burn down

[audrey @saint_audrey]

Zach spelled with an “h” is a scholar, Zack spelled with a “k” is a menace to society

[Zack @zzerio]

@libbykober @Wayfair @StayGolder Please keep in mind that we were carrying a beanbag chair