maxwell

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[rom-com archive @romcomarchive]

happy 28 years of “the parent trap” ❤️

[maxwell @zzeyesopen]

WOOOOOO

[taylor dearden & patrick ball news @pdeardzcrave_]

WE NEVER LOSE! The Pitt WILL have a Televerse panel on August 15 at 6:15 PM! Patrick Ball and Taylor Dearden are confirmed as panelists.

[🛒 @tayhader]

Distance, timing, breakdown, fighting, silence a train runs off its tracks. Kiss me, try to fix it, could you just try to listen? Hang up, give up, for the life of us we can’t get back…….. https://t.co/49L48KoRuu

[maxwell @zzeyesopen]

let’s make the right decision this time

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Kamala Harris is reportedly preparing to run for President of the United States again in 2028

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am a lover but underneath that i am a hater but underneath that i am a lover again

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[maxwell @zzeyesopen]

ordered a drink 3 times last week and wasn’t carded once. i’m 21 and it’s already too late for me

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

i love this song but it must be weird to be the 2nd-best rihanna impersonator in your own marriage

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

why does no one care about the fact that we're projected to run out of clean drinking water by 2039 because of how much water ai data centers use please stop using chatgpt y'all, i beg. you do not need a shitty looking cartoon of yourself, i promise. the planet is dying.

[maxwell @zzeyesopen]

@nopecertified https://t.co/c47NPC3gMd 🧘‍♀️

[maxwell @zzeyesopen]

i actually think the new spiderman is coming out at a HORRIBLE time in my life i fear lonely suicidal peter parker is going to hit a little too close to home

[Ebibaby @Ebibabyy]

“Nobody is coming to save you” but your day literally gets better after you consume art made by other people. You hang w friends & you’re no longer suicidal, even if just for a few minutes. They’re lying to you about the significance of community. People are saving you EVERYDAY!

[maxwell @zzeyesopen]

wait what the fuck why did i genuinely go crazy at every one of those ages????

[maxwell @zzeyesopen]

YEAHHHHHHHHH

[HBO Max @hbomax]

The prodigal son. #PatrickBall #ThePitt #Emmys

[maxwell @zzeyesopen]

YEAHHHHHH

[HBO Max @hbomax]

Our Huckleberry. #GerranHowell #ThePitt #Emmys

[maxwell @zzeyesopen]

@jinguccii wow