Zach Zimmerman

Michigan|NYY|NYG|NYR|NYK

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

There is nothing worse than waking up and realizing you slept through an instant classic. As a fan I gotta be better. As an old person I love going to bed early.

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Another week, another loss in all fantasy football leagues

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@JonRothstein fouling up 3 late in the act of shooting is like eating pizza calories outside of the East coast while acknowledging The Godfather: Part III

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10/7/2025: The official breaking point as a Yankee fan. No longer care about a single game before October. And if you don’t make the playoffs, you were already a loser. Boone and Cashman have to go or nothing will change. If the team doesn’t care, why should the fans

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The 2025 Yankees are the most boring baseball team in MLB history

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The tush push is a false start 100% of the time it’s ran

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Not sure about that 3-0 green light from Boone with a chance to get Judge up with the bases loaded. That’s an inning that loses you baseball games this time of year. A theme that keeps happening and can’t

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Caballero has to be the everyday Shortstop going forwards. Enough is enough

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What gets the people more fired up, a tennis fist pump or golf fist pump? #debate

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Why does Big Noon Kickoff get so much hate? It’s Saturday, sit the F down on the couch for a top 10 matchup and stop complaining that you have to start your day by waking up to watch an elite game with Gus, Joel and Jenny. Must have never had an early tailgate before

- CFB fan

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@stoolgambling St. John’s legend God’sgift Achiuwa

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Hunter Dickinson the male version of Angel Reese

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NBA fans keep telling themselves they have best league in the world while when Cam Johnson shoots three pointers and Mac McClung does a couple windmill dunks, the United States and Canada face off in the maybe greatest hockey game to ever be played. Stay in the back seat

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Trump and Trudeau sweating the game out in their man caves with the tariffs they wagered? Hard to imagine there’s nothing on the line tonight

#4Nations

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WE SLEEP IN MAY

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St. John’s packing Madison Square Garden on a Tuesday night 🥹🥹

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Most undeserving championship in the history of the sport

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@NotoriousOHM @MakeItAQuote

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Where is Carrie?? I waited all day

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@lubowita @MakeItAQuote