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@nosuchthing Speaking of freezer etiquette for amputated limbs, a man named John Wood briefly stored his amputated leg in a Hardee's (fast food chain) freezer. The limb was then left in a storage unit that was auctioned off. It's covered in the documentary "Finders Keepers."

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@AnnePisor some human leaders let their personal benefit equations supersede the benefits to the community. Do bonobos have community leaders and do those leaders let their benefit analysis of inter community relations supersede the benefits for the community?

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No more unrealistic New year's resolutions like losing weight or kicking my glue sniffing habit. This year my resolution is to find buried treasure. #NewYear2018 #resolutions2018

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The closest thing to a religious experience I'll have with a bunch of random people in an Oregon Albertson's parking lot #Eclipse2017

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The day we tricked both the werewolves and the vampires #Eclipse2017

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While everyone was looking up into the sky for some reason someone bumped into my Mitsubishi eclipse. Luckily I have full coverage #Eclipse

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$5 for a ticket is cheaper than a babysitter #RCCC

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The annual celebration of Star Wars fans suffering from lisps has begun #MayThe4thBeWithYou

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Had to cross state lines to get #CrystalPepsi #snacklikeits1993

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Too much Bran and everything turns to shit. #GameofThrones

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I make my dog race against the roomba to get its treats first. #lateshowconfessions

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My Antman costume is too big but the costume salesman assured me it would shrink #ECCC

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Should I buy an awesome T-Rex lamp? He seems to think it's a good idea

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Chicago Fire, Chicago PD and Chicago Med welcome their new spin-off this fall, Chicago Water and Power #ChicagoMed #ChicagoFire

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Bath and Body works naming committee.
"OK it smells like unemployment but we need a softer name"

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A Remake of The Longest Yard but instead of playing the guards they play a professional football team just so we can title it "Pros VS Cons"

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"Can we get Coke to sponsor the halftime show?"

"Is Pepsi OK?"
#PepsiHalftime #SuperBowl

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Panthers score with a play straight out of Dirty Dancing's playbook #SuperBowl

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Do people who like public sex also enjoy using twitter for sexts? #realquestions #brainscratcher

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Which scientist do I need to call to have baby squids officially named inklings? #science