Jess

humans are my least favorite animals

// 18 // she/her // E=mc² // #teamwholesome

[Jess @zzweiundvierzig]

Sharing Pizza with Bae 💕🌈 #pizza #kitty

[Miriam Davoudvandi @labiledeutsche]

4. klasse, es geht um weiterführende schulen. ich bin klassenbeste.

lehrerin empfiehlt hauptschule, damit ich „unter gleichgesinnten“ bin.

eltern können kaum deutsch und vertrauen lehrerin. bekannte greift zum glück ein.

5. klasse: ich bin klassenbeste auf dem gymnasium
#metwo

[Jess @zzweiundvierzig]

okay best feeling of the week: complimenting this super straight dude on the little rainbow patch on his backpack and him replying "it's gay, it's awesome and i love it"

[🤘🏼Shwattn🤘🏼 @Shwattn]

Aus der taz vom 24.07

Sehr geil
#spieldesJahres

[kya @softsadsatan]

how..... do i make a pretty girl....... fall in love w me.... pls....... this is life or death

[keegan @FranziaMom]

who the fuck forgot slides

[🥖kekeflipnote🥖 @Kekeflipnote]

Frogs taking the crocobus 🐊🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

[Jess @zzweiundvierzig]

@gayfeeshow Give her a hug from me. And a treat, she deserves it.

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

When do you turn 18? Many people don’t know this, but if your birthday falls before the midterms in November—if you will turn 18 by Election Day, you can register to vote now.

[Jess @zzweiundvierzig]

@DrawfeeShow I didnt see it yet but this sounds like your fate apokrypha OC's.

[Jess @zzweiundvierzig]

@cammichelle are you ok?

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

He is trying to atone for being mortifyingly treasonous with cowardly, sniveling lies that my 7 year-old wouldn’t try to pass off. This man is President because too many people didn’t vote or didn’t care. Don’t let it happen again. https://t.co/wWKSe05sky

[Jess @zzweiundvierzig]

@TaylorAnnNx I'd say 12/10 because he steals our lighters and my lipbalm and carries them under the bed where we cant take them from him

[Jess @zzweiundvierzig]

sometimes i feel like my cat was supposed to become a dog. He plays fetch, he loves belly rubs and licks your face and its THE CUTEST SHIT EVER

[Jess @zzweiundvierzig]

He also greets you at the door like a dog. Including jumping up on you and licking your feet
Oh also sometimes he will look at you and scream until you pick him up and hold him. We love him. 💜