Zoe Torres

Sarcasm is hard through this

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

I'm there for my friends if that dubs me as a psycho, than you're the dumb ass for pissing me off

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

Crying is exhausting at least you get a good night's rest from it 😴

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

Scarves are just bibs you can wear all day

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

Instead of a Christmas list im.making a list of people I'm leaving in 2016 👋

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

Deleting messages and changing passwords makes it harder to give the trust you crave

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

You think people would learn the 1st time but some are just too fucking stupid

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

Caring less and less

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

Been mustering up the energy to get out of bed and shower to go to bed... for 2 hours now

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

@Barista_Life_ Customer today "I have been waiting 5 min for my latte I want my money back!" Okay go to starbucks and wait 15 min than

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

Matcha latte with hazelnut milk topped with cinnamon to feel a little better about skipping the gym https://t.co/1Lm9099659

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

@goodamerican @khloekardashian thank you for making me from a size 6 to a size 2!
#bigbuttsmallwaist

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

@DancingABC has made me really like @DaRealAmberRose she's so cute!

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

Watching @BenandLaurenTV and my husband made me pause it just to say they were eating @RoundTablePizza ....

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

Thank you so much nickytedesco for my amazing wedding hair I couldn't of asked for anything… https://t.co/nqLWujOXrk

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

Been a little busy this past month

Thank you everyone who was able to make it to mine and… https://t.co/H1dFq5aKP6

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

Any other brides lose excitement the last few weeks of their wedding? I really wish I never wanted this
#weddingstress

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

Dis bitch got her esthetician license!

Celebrating with sleep, 2 hours from L.A. to San Diego… https://t.co/sGrc20nDOY

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

1st time in 2 weeks i will have the house cmpletely to myself for longer than 2 hours
#atpeace

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

Roommates... just say NO

[Zoe Torres @zzzoebear]

When you're so stressed you forgot you about your groceries in the car for 40 min