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[z @zzzzsofia]

@_hiimizzy_ sending thoughts and prayers 😔

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Trump says he might not accept the 2020 election results. If he needs a recommendation, I have a great therapist who helped me accept the results of the 2016 election.

[z @zzzzsofia]

@_hiimizzy_ haha jk,,, unless 👀

[Ryan Lake - xaos.bsky.social @chaospet]

Amazing how many people choose the wrong answer for this one

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

Floor is lava except air and virus

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Ben Shapiro sounds like a racist kazoo.

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

Cops are straight up like, we’ll fucking kill you if you keep saying that we kill people

[z @zzzzsofia]

@clairefrazier33 somebody forgot to drink their chill tf out juice

[z @zzzzsofia]

wow first time being hacked, feeling kinda special

[z @zzzzsofia]

@wqbisabi I thought these were Wattpad covers at first...

[z @zzzzsofia]

@clairefrazier33 get out of my hEAD

[Edmund Griffiths @EdmundGriffiths]

Problem is in these situations that governments act too late. A ban on travel from Europe to the Americas could have had real public health benefits; but the time to do it was 1492

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

so excited to finally announce that i’m at my fucking breaking point

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

if the gun girl tried to interview me when she shoved the microphone in my face I would simply put my entire mouth around it and refuse to let go

[justin @webcul8]

Dudes be drinking Yerba Mate but failing college, lmao focus on Yer BA Mate

[twink link @_hiimizzy_]

@Zsofia_AL Z just said what if we cut our teeth like we cut our nails and I would just like to say I'm taking new roommate applications