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[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing

[dragonforce_fan @000fuzz]

gotta respect Ulfric Stormcloak making the list

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

Morrissey’s hate list. he actually might be the funniest person alive.

[Raveena @raveena_aurora]

it’s crazy that 95% of people just want a nice normal life on our beautiful, already abundant planet where they can have their basic needs met and cute experiences with their loved ones and then we have these 5% of evil, narcissistic goons at the top fucking it up for all of us

[🇭🇷dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

doing poorly so naturally i have gone to greet at one of my favourite limmys show sketches

[jay reatard @jayreatard]

Just had the worst burger ever .. I think I will prob. Shit my pants on the plane tonight .. Which I have done before and its no laughin ...

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

might start huffing paint thinner and hitting my head on walls

[Aim Nothyng @BladeeCity]

If ur gonna be a peasant thats ok but Stay in your lane then 😅damn

[warsaw ★‡↓↓ @rhizomancer]

Girlfriend nearly had a breakdown after I asked "what if my name was Naked Grandma" after an entire day of stupid fucking questions

[dragonforce_fan @000fuzz]

the wise old tree is my favourite bit of universal mythology. it's such a beautiful concept. i often do a wise old tree voice and it brings me much joy.

[dragonforce_fan @000fuzz]

yesterday i saw addison rae n the day before i was playin to like 10k people in a field. today i am arguing with my landlord

[dragonforce_fan @000fuzz]

@isopoduser i would argue some talking heads is proto-penis

[regular sized ackman @pleas4nt]

You, boy. Water them hogs

[evan @evangrizlon]

Guy rapping at his reflection in the subway window just dropped this bar: "I am not smart I could not build a rocket"

[dragonforce_fan @000fuzz]

every european band always got that one guy wearing adidas

[dragonforce_fan @000fuzz]

the dare can drop bonkers in a club in the us and they'll think he's a genius

[dragonforce_fan @000fuzz]

@kpunkstan brap piles

[dragonforce_fan @000fuzz]

farting wearing denim thinking about my dad

[William Banks @williambanks_]

waluigi mangione

[dragonforce_fan @000fuzz]

i bet listening to the xx in 2009 felt like finding christ