At 5 PM today, will attend a programme where incentives worth around Rs. 2400 crore will be distributed under the Pradhan Mantri Viksit Bharat Rozgar Yojana. This is a part of our efforts to empower our Yuva Shakti with a focus on enhancing job creation and expanding social security.
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Teacher: “Why were you absent yesterday?”
Student: “I was at my own funeral.”
Teacher: “Try again.”
Student: “I was at my own funeral.”
Teacher: “You’re sitting right here.”
Student: “That’s what confused everyone.”
Teacher: “I’m already regretting asking.”
Student: “Understandable.”
Teacher: “Explain.”
Student: “Someone posted online that I had died.”
Teacher: “And people believed it?”
Student: “Apparently.”
Teacher: “Without checking?”
Student: “You’d be surprised.”
Teacher: “So where does the funeral come in?”
Student: “My relatives organized a memorial.”
Teacher: “In one day?”
Student: “My family is very efficient.”
Teacher: “And nobody called you?”
Student: “My phone was dead.”
Teacher: “Of course it was.”
Student: “When I arrived, there were flowers.”
Teacher: “You’re joking.”
Student: “I wish.”
Teacher: “What did you do?”
Student: “I walked in.”
Teacher: “And?”
Student: “My aunt fainted.”
Teacher: “Reasonable.”
Student: “My cousin screamed.”
Teacher: “Also reasonable.”
Student: “My grandfather asked if ghosts could eat cake.”
Teacher: “What?”
Student: “There was memorial cake.”
Teacher: “There was cake?”
Student: “A surprisingly good one.”
Teacher: “Please stay focused.”
Student: “Sorry.”
Teacher: “How did the rumor start?”
Student: “That’s the best part.”
Teacher: “I’m afraid to ask.”
Student: “The post wasn’t even about me.”
Teacher: “Then why did everyone think it was?”
Student: “We have the same name.”
Teacher: “Someone else died?”
Student: “Yes.”
Teacher: “That’s horrible.”
Student: “It gets worse.”
Teacher: “How?”
Student: “The other guy was alive too.”
Teacher: “…”
Student: “He showed up halfway through.”
Teacher: “There were two dead people at the same funeral?”
Student: “Three, actually.”
Teacher: “Three?”
Principal: “Can someone explain why half the town attended my funeral yesterday?”
Teacher: “I’m going home.”
CBSE में खेला कर लिए हो.. बड़ा मज़ा आ रहा होगा बच्चों के शिक्षा के साथ खेल कर..2029 में यही बच्चे खेल जाएंगे.. anti-national बना के छोड़ेगी ये सरकार हमें 🤷
हमें लगातार शिकायतें मिल रही हैं कि कई गैस एजेंसियों पर सिलेंडर लेने गए उपभोक्ताओं को यह कहकर टाल दिया जा रहा है कि बुकिंग पोर्टल काम नहीं कर रहा है। कई लोगों का आरोप है कि न तो निर्धारित फोन नंबर से बुकिंग हो पा रही है, न व्हाट्सऐप नंबर से, और कई जगह एजेंसी पर जाकर भी बुकिंग नहीं की जा रही। ऐसे में उपभोक्ताओं को अनावश्यक परेशानियों का सामना करना पड़ रहा है।
विदित हो कि सरकार द्वारा पहले ही यह स्पष्ट किया जा चुका है कि घरेलू गैस की कोई कमी नहीं है। इसके बावजूद यदि कहीं जानबूझकर बुकिंग में बाधा डालकर या अतिरिक्त कीमत लेकर सिलेंडर देने की कोशिश की जा रही है, तो यह गंभीर मामला है। किसी भी स्थिति में उपभोक्ताओं का शोषण या ब्लैक मार्केटिंग स्वीकार्य नहीं है।
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विदित हो कि एक उपभोक्ता होने के नाते आपको अपने अधिकारों के प्रति जागरूक रहना चाहिए और किसी भी प्रकार की अनियमितता की सूचना संबंधित कंपनी या प्रशासन को देनी चाहिए, ताकि व्यवस्था पारदर्शी और जवाबदेह बनी रहे।
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.. वो कहते है इतना भी क्या पत्थर दिल बनना.. पत्थर दिल होना कौन चाहता था..
..दरियादिलो को फ़रेब के सिवा मिला भी क्या.. और अब कुछ देने को बचा ही क्या..
Saying this on Republic day but now the situation is getting worse.
We can't save the forests. We can't save our rivers, mountains and hills. We are losing our unity if there was unity to begin with. Still we are proud.
We are indian. We are bhartiya.
If you thought your outrage saved the Aravallis, look again.
This hill, part of the Aravalli range, lies on the Haryana–Rajasthan border. Mining mafias first carved it out from Haryana side and have now begun illegal mining on Rajasthan side as well.
A similar situation exists in large parts of the Aravallis. They are blasting and extracting stone up to a height of 225 metres, while the Forest and Mining Depts are "apparently" clueless. No wonder that when officials from these departments finally land in vigilance nets, they are found owning properties worth hundreds of crores.
𝐔𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐩𝐮𝐫 : A female manager of an IT firm in Rajasthan Udaipur has accused her CEO Jeetesh Sisodia, executive head Shilpa Sirohi and her husband Gaurav of gangraping her in a moving car after a birthday party earlier this month.
Police said the car's dashcam, which allegedly recorded both audio and video of the incident, has emerged as a crucial piece of evidence in the ongoing investigation.