K

nervous pudding.

[K @008_Neko]

But I'll show them!

[K @008_Neko]

People overestimate me.

[K @008_Neko]

@derekdirge Weird. Somehow I always come across this tweet. Gets me every.time 😂

[K @008_Neko]

Our dogs don't fall for our tricks everytime because they're dumb. They fall for our tricks because they trust us. Every. Time.

[sad girls club 🌸♓️ @crystaltitties]

Yesterday is heavy. Put it down.

[Ashley △⃒⃘ @ashmensch]

What’s it called when your hard work doesn’t pay off?

[olive @offbeatoliv]

Kindness is great unless you're enabling someone's bad behavior.

[Skinnie Talls @SkinnieTalls]

The universe sure has a funny way of explaining things.

[K @008_Neko]

STOP TELLING ME TO HAVE A NICE DAY. It never works.

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

Dog worried when his people left.

They were bad smellers. What if they couldn't smell a way home?

But somehow they did.

Dog was so proud.

[Skinnie Talls @SkinnieTalls]

Well the void sure is lovely this time of year.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

I don’t care how much you love someone, there’s always that one little thing that makes you want to bash them in the face.

[Puddin Cuddle-Thug @PuddingBoobs]

"Get up. You have to go pee" is another way of saying, "I love you."

[Ash @EmberToAsh]

I’ll be ready to go in 15 minutes. My hair will be ready to go in 2 hours.

[Skinnie Talls @SkinnieTalls]

You wanna get outta here, maybe go grab a book or something?

[l'Américain @PRIDEofLOWELL]

I’m having people over tonight so I’m gonna start drinking now.

[Sock Hollidre @sock_holliday]

Mother Earth: I'm not punishing them for polluting all over me. I'm teaching them a valuable life lesson

Father Earth: *blocking thermostat* Find. Another. Way.