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she/her

[00JaneBlonde 🖖 @00JaneBlonde]

I have never retweeted something so hard in my *life.* https://t.co/9Q3r9QDVop

[Newhouse Wildlife Rescue @NewhouseRescue]

Here is a picture of Emmet, when he was one week old. May your dreams be filled with baby otters…

[Newhouse Wildlife Rescue @NewhouseRescue]

Happy Fall, from Nibi the baby beaver!

[stoner werewolf 🧭 @crowkids]

wait this thread is so funny. i wrote this before i read svsss like. @ my past self the doctor who sucks you're thinking of is airplane,

[Fergus Ryan @fryan]

Actually, both women worked for a Chengdu-based agency, the name of which translates to ‘Chengdu Grey Man Culture Communications’ (成都灰灰侠文化传播有限公司)—a company heavily involved in Xinjiang-related propaganda work.

Here they are in a 'Chengdu Grey Man' recruitment ad:

[Fergus Ryan @fryan]

If you spent any time on China-watching Twitter in 2021, you probably came across these two women.

Party-state media, Chinese diplomats & foreign vloggers tried to make out they were just an ordinary account.

We took a closer look & found out that wasn't quite right. 🧵

[Arena Flowers @ArenaFlowers]

Apropos of nothing in particular, here's how to choose a leader.

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

[00JaneBlonde 🖖 @00JaneBlonde]

@MayfairCynic From Tumblr user eternaleve: https://t.co/n94gwKTn7A

[Aaron Mehta @AaronMehta]

The actual Special Relationship is that whenever the US is spinning out of reality, the UK steps forward to top our crazy.

[00JaneBlonde 🖖 @00JaneBlonde]

@adspexi Counterpoint: color theory, spiders georg, in this essay I will—

[00JaneBlonde 🖖 @00JaneBlonde]

Brilliant! Note-perfect, and a charming art style.

[Joe Chouinard @joechoui]

I HEAR THE BLUES A-KILLIN' (or: Frasier Meets Columbo) part 1 of 4

[John Delury @JohnDelury]

So I guess the extremely sensitive period of the run-up to Xi Jinping's 20th Party Congress was not deemed sensitive enough in Pyongyang to prevent or at least delay this:

[00JaneBlonde 🖖 @00JaneBlonde]

@thetinydncr The southeast. Today I’ve heard from people northeast and northwest of the old golf course, with neighborhoods in the same condition as above. Water receding, little severe damage.

[00JaneBlonde 🖖 @00JaneBlonde]

@Sash80Sara I’m sorry, that’s farther north and east than anyone I’m personally in contact with. Good luck to you.

[00JaneBlonde 🖖 @00JaneBlonde]

@armengol_l I have a house in Zone B, but have evacuated. We’re in touch with other Zone B neighbors who stayed; they say damage has been light so far. No flooded houses. Downed trees, lost shingles, boat covers, and lanai screens. Power is out, and they’re communicating by cell. Best wishes