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gabe • 21+ • he/him • too depressed to be stressed

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oh god do not follow me for that modern medicine tweet I write pornographic fanfiction for demonfuckers

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@sodomylover I'm so happy for you

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@senchafloat scream

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MY FATHER. WANTED TO TAKE US. TO A LOCATION SIGNIFICANT TO HIM
AND MADE ME STAND THERE. WHILE HE TOOK A PICTURE OF ME OUT FRONT. IN A 90s-ANIME-OFFBRAND-"WACDONALDS" T SHIRT AND THE NASTY PIG BALLCAP

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my mom: oh, what's that design on your hat?
me, who's been wearing a Nasty Pig ballcap to heterosexual functions for months and never once been asked about it until today: ........a gay men's apparel brand, which I do not advise you to google

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@bnrlibrarian it at least doesn't *have* the name, so

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@bnrlibrarian gotta stop by the store and pick up a baseball bat and a hammer and a nail and a nail and a nail and a nail and a

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@sodomylover we *should* be testing the straight boyfriends

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@popplioikawa he could be in marching band it's fine

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@jiangququ fruit! if you aren't a snacker yourself probably individually wrapped fruits that are one size or less than one- oranges, apples, lychees, etc

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@sodomylover I feel like a lot of people don't realize that tops like topping

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@sodomylover three of the turrets have the exact same shading like he just copypasted them

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@bnrlibrarian mhm. that doesn't matter if everyone else knows what he gets up to or not energy. *he* knows

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@sodomylover I walked in with the clearest most direct story possible, hate the shit get it off me it was too big to bind comfortably, and I still had to sign so many forms promising I understood I'll never be able to breastfeed

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@bnrspecialty ruining their own damn lives without you having to lift a finger

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Emily Wilson spent years explaining how a lot of the older translations weren’t translating the actual poem but riffing off each other only for people to come around because of Nolan and think the other translations are more accurate because they sound “older”

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@quciyiyou good but 😭

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@bnrlibrarian the styles and placements are Correct and they didn't print them weirdly vivid

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@bnrlibrarian whomst is doing his fake tats vs first's fake tats

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@quciyiyou he said "aw shucks" out loud verbatim, kicked some dirt, and then we stayed friends through a full decade of literally Never Speaking Of It Again

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@quciyiyou look we had already been planning our wedding I feel like that's a logical progression