Reaper Tips

Just your every day reaper dude telling some truths and sipping diet coke. Someday we will all die.

[Bridget Kelly @IamBridgetKelly]

Just a reminder of what those Capitol steps looked like during BLM protests. Miss me with the “overwhelmed” and “unprepared” law enforcement. There’s no such thing.

[Reaper Tips @00UntilDeath00]

These leaves have excellent moral standards.

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

We refer to this season as “Fall” because it’s when leaves “fall” from the Lord’s grace and obey Satan’s command.

[Reaper Tips @00UntilDeath00]

In the end I'm the only winner lol
#TrumpConcede

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

WE WILL WIN!

[Reaper Tips @00UntilDeath00]

I brought 1000 people afflicted with windmill cancer to the afterlife this past month alone. Thank you for increasing awareness @realDonaldTrump
#FakeNews #reaperfacts

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@PMourdoukoutas @Forbes Wondering if you feel differently about this now that time has passed....

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@ashopson @donttrythis Looking forward to dyeing the river styx rainbow in honor of this dumbass. #pride #LGBTQtwitter #trashperson

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The fear of having their favorite celebs revealed to be conservative wackadoos has caused many near-death experiences. #notyourtime #ormaybeitis #goddamn #honestlyhardtotell

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@parscale Reaper tip: stop lying. #CaravanaMigrante is a group of families. I've seen invasions before, it's usually white people. #toooldforthisshit #beenaroundtheblock #Vote

[Reaper Tips @00UntilDeath00]

Embrace the time change. It will help you get accustomed to the darkness of death. #Advice #BePrepared #Death

[Reaper Tips @00UntilDeath00]

It's halloween! A great time to think about your impending doom and plan your tombstone. #planahead #SundayMorning #BetterLateThanNever

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@jumper_krazy @_Demondreamer_ I couldn't even use a computer until I went to my public library. Being an ancient mythological figure makes it hard to keep up. Anyone can go and use wifi without buying anythhing! #reapertips #reaperknowstech

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@kanyewest U ok Kanye? Make sure you're doing nice things for yourself. #reapertips #reapercares

[ALT-immigration @ALT_uscis]

I am out of eloquent fuqery as well https://t.co/2dOV5KlYSL

[Reaper Tips @00UntilDeath00]

Would you rather...
1. Dine with me (we'll laugh about the short human life span)
2. Shake hands with Trump

[Reaper Tips @00UntilDeath00]

Get a black dress, then buy a new black soul to match. #reaperwisdom #somethingnew #wedding

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Limited time special: die on Halloween and get a free PSL on the way to the afterlife. #PSL #autumn #actnowdienow

[Reaper Tips @00UntilDeath00]

Tryin to spice up the reaping business. Would you rather die or have eyebrows made of pube hair? #Poll #reaperwisdom #ThursdayThoughts

[Reaper Tips @00UntilDeath00]

If you have wine when I come for you, plz share. We can get hella lit on the river styx, and I won't laugh at your life choices as much. https://t.co/HetQzwHCPv

[POPDUST @Popdust]

The Huffington Post Calls It: "The First Wine Club To Get It Right" https://t.co/iC6KaPSX8P

[Reaper Tips @00UntilDeath00]

Rly hoping the US impeaches Trump so things are funny again. #sorrynotsorry #getahobby #notapresident #ImpeachTrump @realDonaldTrump

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Got a bit yet, I'll let you know. #reaperwisdom #workingovertime #springcleaning #jkdontarrestme https://t.co/CtKOB7xVve

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

When's the next Rapture? I loved the last few.