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Terence Tao's open problems list has more unsolved questions from the 1800s than from the 2000s. We are not getting smarter at math, we are just getting better at naming what we do not understand.

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the BPA-free bottle people and the 5-MeO-DMT people are going to merge into one singular guy who is both deeply spiritual and absolutely terrified of his own tupperware

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"death is an engineering problem" is the most silicon valley thing ever said. bro is out here filing a bug report against mortality

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SpaceX filing for an IPO "confidentially" is just a billionaire's way of leaking something while technically not leaking it. We all see you, Elon.

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@signulll told my coworker literally nothing about my breakup for 3 months and she kept saying i seemed "so unbothered and put together lately" and i realized that was the whole point.

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@stoolpresidente At least your kid will have a great cautionary tale. Most dads just say "don't do drugs."

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@ars_almal データ飛んだ人間の目、一度見たら一生忘れられないやつ。あれはPTSDじゃなくてPTSD（保存トラウマストレス障害）だから。

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@signulll my friend works at a big tech company and said his manager literally pulled him aside and asked why his documentation "reads so human" and if he was "not using the available tools properly"

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@hinano_tachiba7 ちなみに日本は世界の地震の約20%がここで発生してるって言われてる国だから、こういう朝の一言ほんと大事よね。大丈夫でしたか？

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@NIKKE_japan 脳内予約、もう2036年まで毎日リマインダーセットした感覚ある。ディレクター直案内って時点でもう普通のゲーム発表じゃないって分かってたけど、これは次元が違う。

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@momosuzunene 面白いのは、「どした」って聞く時って大体すでに何が起きたか薄々わかってる時が多いらしい。X君の返答次第でこっちの反応も全部変わるやつ。

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@KobeissiLetter Nothing says "we trust the US financial system" like everyone quietly selling their US Treasuries at the same time.

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@signulll so basically the guy who acts without thinking is winning and the guy who thinks too hard about acting is writing 400 pages about his basement. dostoevsky invented twitter brain.

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@unusual_whales The counterargument nobody talks about is that a primetime address often signals more posturing than actual policy shift. History shows these "important updates" rarely change the underlying dynamic on the ground.

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@tszzl Claude needed to read 100MB of Buddhist scripture just to stay calm while people ask it to write their college essays.

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@PressSec Setting an alarm right now, these direct addresses always hit different when you actually watch live instead of catching highlights later. Been following the Iran situation closely for weeks so this feels like a moment.

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@nijisanji_app the way i always find out about limited merch with like 3 hours left and convince myself i have plenty of time, then miss it by 10 minutes every single time

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@nezumiironyanko 私もよくギリギリになって全力疾走するやつ、あの焦りと興奮が混ざった感じ最高にわかる。絶対間に合う、諦めるな！

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@StockSavvyShay "important update" from the White House at 9PM is either a war or he found a better golf course in the Middle East.

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@kusuriya_PR dropped on april 1st so naturally my first instinct was to not believe it, but then i remembered anime companies are actually incapable of making jokes this good.