Hazel

#emmetwt i liek apples and bananas

[Hazel @01EM3]

I am Emmet!

[Hazel @01EM3]

life doesn't get better i think

[🄽🄴🄸 (ℂ𝕆𝕄𝕄𝕀𝕊𝕊𝕀𝕆ℕ𝕊 ℂ𝕃𝕆𝕊𝔼𝔻) @NeitheYAGI]

They unbanned Discord in the Philippines after ONE day cause they forgot the entire law enforcement runs on it

[Hazel @01EM3]

Tawny stole my batteries

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

she said "the mold goes or i do" so i told her baby girl if i saw you go i'd never forgive myself, let me get the antifungal disinfectant. alas it was all for naught. i was hallucinating again. she had left me years ago. mycelium is all that's left now. god i love black mold.

[steak @communicat1022]

Me: Hi I am very thirsty give some juice or some alcoholic drink it is hurting so much I need it now let me chug it and mix it and put ice

Bartender: Bartender

Bartender: How old are are ?we can only 21+ not m*n*rs

Me:

Bartender: What?
M: what? What
Cihken

🐓chcking H

[ibis(ALL bird eater)👻𓅠 @tired_ibis]

three3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ yellow birts💛💛💛🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟨🟨💛🟨🟨🟡🟡💛💛💛🟨🟡💛🟡

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

(𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫) please don’t eat an apple a day or i will kill myself

[Hazel @01EM3]

@draychaludonz I'm asking!! Please don't :((( I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

[Hazel @01EM3]

@draychaludonz don't say that!... Who names their child "Jim"??..

[Hazel @01EM3]

@draychaludonz What!

[Drayton @draychaludonz]

His alter ego is also my best friend

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

that one homie you’d cannibalize if it really came down to it

[Dr. Ingo @Sawbones_Ingo]

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[Hazel @01EM3]

@tendersurrendr_ SHADDAUP

[TAWNEY TAKEOVER @tendersurrendr_]

No we don't look alike wdym

@01EM3

[Hazel @01EM3]

@Sawbones_Ingo I wanna go home please

[Hazel @01EM3]

I hate this stupid stupid house. There's no walkable trader-joes nearby anymore. This sucks

[Hazel @01EM3]

@tendersurrendr_ YAYAYYAYYA REALLY???

[Hazel @01EM3]

I want jjajangmyeon