gcash app slowly loading in a kpop group pop-up ad using my own mobile data while i awkwardly stand in front of the 7/11 cashier holding up the scanner to pay for my 60 peso sandwich
My 28 year old brother, who has never worked a real job and still lives with his parents, started talking about the "secret to inner peace" and my mother started crying
You need to be neurotimogging calmcels. You need to be maximizing your threat detection. You need to see enemies and dangers in everything. You need to eat a high-caffeine, high-carb breakfast followed by a cigarette, followed by 8 sedentary hours.
I got mogged recently. I was pretty bummed out about it. But I think the mogger was probably more happy to mog me than I am sad to get mogged. The total happiness in the world increased. So, whatever.