Rebel Wilson walked out to present Best Director at the 2020 BAFTAs and immediately stopped treating the evening like a formal ceremony, She botched the venue name, then informed the room that instead of gift bags they would receive gifting wallets, adding that this was also the nickname of her vagina.
Her dress, she explained, was made by sewing two old ones together: the red half from the Miss Australia pageant she lost, the black half from a funeral she attended for the film Cats.
She pointed out that Cats received zero nominations, including in a category she invented called Best Director, Cat Aghori, then held up the BAFTA mask and described it as a reliable way to avoid catching coronavirus.
After listing the actual nominees, she concluded by saying she simply did not have the balls to do what they do.
It was the rare awards-show performance that sounded like an actual person speaking.
Can you imagine the power of the Ten Rings combined with the dark magic of Latveria? A brutal theory suggests
Robert Downey Jr.'s Doctor Doom will snatch rings from Shang-Chi in Avengers: Doomsday to power them up with his own sorcery.
According to rumor, Shang-Chi will be a prisoner of the witches of Latvia. When Victor Von Doom returns the altered rings, the corrupted and combined energy of the artifacts will completely erase the hero's memories, manipulating his mind to force him to join Doom's gang as his most lethal warrior.
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Stannis Baratheon standing tall in the freezing snow, marching his army forward with grim determination, and refusing to bend the knee no matter how bleak things get is peak Game of Thrones grit. The sheer, unyielding stubbornness of the One True King when the world is crumbling around him never gets old.