Pat Riley

Celiac survivor

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Anyone else triple peat their Green Thumb award in college or just me? #imtheman

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Kick starting the zyn buzz with a few vape rips, Brings me back to pre firing the edibles with a bong rip.

[Pat Riley @01Riley_]

Top 5 White Boys
1. Justin Bieber
2. Johnny football
3. Ryan Bean
4. Jack Hughes
5. Paul walker

Honorable Mention: Frankie Fleetwood

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Heard Augusta National has some pretty good history, even the grounds themselves.

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Dudes in the 1400s had it good. Blacksmith forging swords by day, getting piss drink with your best buds at the pub every night

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Saturday Statline
- free coffee
- 50 degrees
- Crock Pot
- Iran Bombed
- 0 women interactions

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After 4 years of movin and groovin, I’d like to announce my rainbow flip flops have taken their last steps.

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So much bag on the ground

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I’m rocking my skibs from high school rn, that’s a trigger it’s laundry time

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Had to fill up the tank on my way home yesterday. 3/4 pumps were taken by cars, the 4th by a man ripping pushups next to the pump

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Absolutely spectacular, I’ll take 14 right now

[Roger Sterling @skyrsupremacy]

Afternoon snack

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It’s Friday baby, Fawk

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Epstein

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

what does the world need ?

[Pat Riley @01Riley_]

@NoContextHumans Personally I’d probably take a coin the the donation box and flip it. If it lands on heads I’ll shit into my hand and politely hand it to the cashier. If tails in fact does not fail, the bomb in the right pocket will go off

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

What’s your first thought when you see this fridge?

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White boy stock 📈

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@JackGoffman_ They stopped wanting to see the white boy win

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Why is there a hot girl in the gym right now, I’m gonna throw up and shit myself

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Bernie sanders we need your help!

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@completesheep Clearly they’re bugs under your skin

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Walked past a mirror and the reflection apologized. Chess not checkers